Diss raps

[WOMD]

This is a thread where you can post diss raps about anyone and everything, and no offense shall be taken by any of the parties insulted, unless specifically allowed in the authors' post.

[Glenn]

wtf is this

[WOMD]

Glenn can't be my caddie,
Cause he knows I'm his daddy.
His teamspeak reminds me of cancer halls
His regiment sucks huge hairy balls,

[junedragon]

[Blaze]

Waiting for this to be moved to === Mess Hall ===

[Siwi]

Someone somewhere has a recording of Maccius (or Marceuax/Morcox as he goes by now) free styling in teamspeak. Nothing will make you feel whiter

[WOMD]

This is meant to be stupid,
Don't pretend that your cupid.
I just express how I'm feeling,
Don't you find this appealing?

[GeneralSquirts]

[AsunaGF]

So i decided to make my own song for this, It's pretty cringey but works
The Chubby Ankles Hip Hop

In The Style Of Eminem
by Asuna

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To Play Napoleonic Wars (to Play Napoleonic Wars)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my Chest (come take my Chest)
We'll walk through England together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His hairs are sweaty, ankles chubby, feet are short
There's food on his jeans already, mother's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to Play Napoleonic Wars,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, a whore
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a whore
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better Eat cake
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Play Napoleonic Wars
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better Eat cake
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Play Napoleonic Wars
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through England
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the tower now

And when I'm gone, just Play Napoleonic Wars, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my sweaty hairs
Just know that I'm looking down on you drinking
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just Eat cake

And when he's gone, just Play Napoleonic Wars, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his chubby ankles
Just know that he's looking down on you snuggling
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just Eat cake in your jeans.

[DeadEye]

There was not a single catchy bar in that entire thing.

[AsunaGF]

There was not a single catchy bar in that entire thing.

Touche plus i ment for it to be cringe worthy

[Mik_]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

[Theodin]

[The Predurrdurr]