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Title: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on July 17, 2015, 08:14:25 am
Are there any other straight guys on FSE?

Are you bullied at school for being straight too? I really am, and I'm here to show my straight pride! If you are bullied, not to worry as there are many straight support groups and we're all here to listen and let out your straight experiences!
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: AeroNinja on July 17, 2015, 08:17:10 am
Im straight im already 4 years going with a girl.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 17, 2015, 08:34:08 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 17, 2015, 08:35:39 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 08:37:22 am
I am tired of FSE favoring gay members over straight ones. I think we should all have the same rights.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 08:38:22 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y

Howe GTFO. Go back to your LGBT thread!
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 17, 2015, 08:41:27 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y

Howe GTFO. Go back to your LGBT thread!
You can't tell Howe what to do.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 17, 2015, 08:47:19 am
Howe dare you
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 08:47:45 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y

Howe GTFO. Go back to your LGBT thread!
You can't tell Howe what to do.

You're right. All along I thought I could tell Howe what to do, but the only person that can tell Howe what to do is Howe... I realise now how foolish I have been acting. I offer my sincere apology to Howe and anyone else who might have suffered from my mistakes.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 17, 2015, 08:49:02 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y

Howe GTFO. Go back to your LGBT thread!
You can't tell Howe what to do.

You're right. All along I thought I could tell Howe what to do, but the only person that can tell Howe what to do is Howe... I realise now how foolish I have been. I offer my sincere apology to Howe and anyone else who might have suffered from my mistakes.
Sacrifice your third borns for amends pls
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 17, 2015, 08:49:22 am
Do us a favor and leave this thread. Only then will the pain go away.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 08:49:53 am
I sware I'm not gay.
Bby y

Howe GTFO. Go back to your LGBT thread!
You can't tell Howe what to do.

You're right. All along I thought I could tell Howe what to do, but the only person that can tell Howe what to do is Howe... I realise now how foolish I have been. I offer my sincere apology to Howe and anyone else who might have suffered from my mistakes.
Sacrifice your third borns for amends pls

*Throws third borns into microwave*
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 08:51:23 am
Do us a favor and leave this thread. Only then will the pain go away.

I was here first.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on July 17, 2015, 09:15:08 am
niggas in anchorage
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 17, 2015, 09:30:58 am

Do us a favor and leave this thread. Only then will the pain go away.

I was here first.
actually I posted first so recked.

Stay if you want idgaf and it's not my thread.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Akko on July 17, 2015, 09:36:28 am
I have a confession. I love tits. Please dont straight shame me.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on July 17, 2015, 10:21:17 am
GIT BOY
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Windflower on July 17, 2015, 10:37:20 am
tbh not gonna lie here,

I love cunnilingus, and I have a thing going on with a female right now  :-X
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gamboji on July 17, 2015, 10:39:40 am
tbh not gonna lie here,

I love cunnilingus, and I have a thing going on with a female right now  :-X

 :o
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Windflower on July 17, 2015, 10:41:12 am
I know I'm going to get shit for that so keep the cyber bullying to a minimum.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on July 17, 2015, 10:46:46 am
I like having things in my mouth, too
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gluk the Walrus on July 17, 2015, 12:09:21 pm
I have a confession. I love tits. Please dont straight shame me.
we don't like your kind around here.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Akko on July 17, 2015, 12:10:04 pm
I have a confession. I love tits. Please dont straight shame me.
we don't like your kind around here.
pls exit the thread, cock gobbler.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Batraan on July 17, 2015, 03:05:26 pm
This forum just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: AeroNinja on July 17, 2015, 03:06:10 pm
This forum just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nick Lazanis on July 17, 2015, 03:11:16 pm
This forum just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Turin Turambar on July 17, 2015, 03:15:59 pm
I'm a white cis male, pls no h8
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 17, 2015, 07:58:44 pm
The gay plague is spreading
You're next, Turin
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Gluk the Walrus on July 17, 2015, 08:17:06 pm
I'm a white cis male, pls no h8
OMFG You white cis rape apologist patriarchal oppressive male shitlord, i hope you fucking die you fucking asshole. I like can't even right now!
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Archduke Sven on July 17, 2015, 08:45:30 pm
I'm a white cis male, pls no h8
OMFG You white cis rape apologist patriarchal oppressive male shitlord, i hope you fucking die you fucking asshole. I like can't even right now!

please stop mate the sarcasm isn't even funny anymore
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Rutger Müller on July 17, 2015, 09:48:40 pm
im triggered hard right now, you CLEARLY made this thread to make fun of penis lovers. good luck bud Gabe is kickin in your door right now hf with VAC
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 17, 2015, 09:50:08 pm
I have a confession. I love tits. Please dont straight shame me.
we don't like your kind around here.
You're gay, get out of here.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Theodin on July 17, 2015, 11:57:46 pm
#FreeAkko
#FreeSven
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Turin Turambar on July 18, 2015, 12:30:57 am
Why did they mute Sven?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 18, 2015, 12:35:32 am
Why did they mute Sven?
He was just too correct in his statements.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Ted on July 18, 2015, 07:35:39 am
Why did they mute Sven?

Because I reported the sh....t out of him for insulting and quote pyramides. Same to Akko.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 18, 2015, 07:47:17 am
Why did they mute Sven?

Because I reported the sh....t out of him
Wow fuck you then. Get reported.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Earth Bby on July 19, 2015, 05:58:59 am
im white and straight the priv is too much, my guilt stops me eating and just cry for days.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Turin Turambar on July 19, 2015, 06:59:01 am
im white and straight the priv is too much, my guilt stops me eating and just cry for days.
My son, it is a good thing that you confess your sins and make amends for them.

But I hope you also know the importance of the prayer to our lord Obama so that you can become a better cosmopolite and devote your life to diversity.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 19, 2015, 08:24:38 am
When I jerk off I hope it helps me loose weight.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Earth Bby on July 19, 2015, 12:18:59 pm
When I jerk off I hope it helps me loose weight.

I drink Lemon Juice and leave cucumber slices on my eyes, I also stroke my beard when im close.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on July 19, 2015, 04:52:19 pm
When I jerk off I hope it helps me loose weight.

I drink Lemon Juice and leave cucumber slices on my eyes, I also stroke my beard when im close.
Make sure you have your anal beads in.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on July 28, 2015, 11:51:32 pm
Why did they mute Sven?

Because I reported the sh....t out of him for insulting and quote pyramides. Same to Akko.

Where do you think we are?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Archduke Sven on July 28, 2015, 11:53:47 pm
well if u look at his church thread you can be pretty sure he suffers heavily from heavy mental retardation

he probably thinks we are in smurfland where it's his duty to rid the world of the evil gaugamel
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 28, 2015, 11:57:13 pm
bby
u the lustrous Smurfette
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Turin Turambar on July 29, 2015, 12:00:23 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uljSwZT0wws

There is no faggot smurf
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Cazasar on July 29, 2015, 12:03:51 am
If they were hetero smurfine would be pretty busy
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Turin Turambar on July 29, 2015, 12:05:41 am
If they were hetero smurfine would be pretty busy
RAPE CULTURE IN SMURFS VILLAGE
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Archduke Sven on July 29, 2015, 12:38:14 am
If they were hetero smurfine would be pretty busy
RAPE CULTURE IN SMURFS VILLAGE

seriously tho

why is nobody tappin dat smurfette babe
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Frederik on July 29, 2015, 12:39:42 am
Heteros are gay.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Wolff on July 29, 2015, 02:44:51 pm
Heteros are gay.

this.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on July 30, 2015, 01:30:23 am
If they were hetero smurfine would be pretty busy
RAPE CULTURE IN SMURFS VILLAGE

seriously tho

why is nobody tappin dat smurfette babe
its all papa smurf's harem
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Wolff on July 30, 2015, 08:18:04 am
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Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: SamTheZamER on August 02, 2015, 12:05:43 am
Yeah that's about how things i'd imagine would go in Smurfville
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Akko on August 02, 2015, 12:13:50 am
Yeah that's about how things i'd imagine would go in Smurfville
Oh, id smurf dat.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 02, 2015, 03:38:39 am
When you get dick pics from Howe in his bathtub
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 02, 2015, 03:48:51 am
When you get dick pics from Howe in his bathtub

*hamongs*
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on August 02, 2015, 06:02:27 am
Ohmygod you overreacting ovary

It was implied my penis was beneath the soapy veil
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 24, 2015, 01:16:34 am
ugh
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Conway on August 24, 2015, 01:21:51 am
My name is Conway I approve this thread but not as much as "Boob Appreciation"  and "Dat Arse" Threads.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 24, 2015, 01:58:58 am
My name is Conway I approve this thread but not as much as "Boob Appreciation"  and "Dat Arse" Threads.

thx
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Peppers on August 24, 2015, 04:07:33 am
feels good to be able to produce more humans to contribute to society.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Windflower on August 24, 2015, 04:30:03 am
feels good to be able to produce more humans to contribute to society.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 24, 2015, 05:46:16 am
feels good to be able to produce more humans to contribute to society.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 24, 2015, 05:52:15 am
feels good to be able to produce more humans to contribute to society.

but homos can do that too.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: BabyJesus on August 24, 2015, 05:53:26 am
is this the thread where straight people post?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 24, 2015, 06:02:31 am
cancer ugh
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Colonel Howe on August 24, 2015, 06:03:24 am
*snip*
ya'll with your fickle sexual boundaries

cum n git it
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 24, 2015, 06:07:01 am
is this the thread where straight people post?

yes, we straight as the opressed minorities have the right to post here.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: BabyJesus on August 24, 2015, 06:10:03 am
Ok thank god I found this thread I thought I was the only one
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Windflower on August 24, 2015, 06:13:01 am
Hoorah
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 24, 2015, 08:17:48 am
*snip*

ya'll with your fickle sexual boundaries

cum n git it
too bad they make you pay for full vids
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: The Mighty McLovin on August 24, 2015, 11:16:53 am
everyone on this forum is gy!!
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 24, 2015, 12:49:57 pm
*snip*
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 24, 2015, 12:51:22 pm
*snip*
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 24, 2015, 12:52:17 pm
*snip*

ya'll with your fickle sexual boundaries

cum n git it
too bad they make you pay for full vids

Fieldshire can't afford gay porn with his dirty narcotic smoking lifestyle. Boo hoo fuck my kangaroo.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: The Mighty McLovin on August 24, 2015, 01:42:38 pm
ban?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 24, 2015, 03:12:17 pm
*When nipple drops the bong*
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 24, 2015, 11:09:36 pm
Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Danik on August 24, 2015, 11:25:07 pm
Hey guys, I'm heterosexual too! but I never practiced it yet.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: KL4R1N0G4MPR0S on August 24, 2015, 11:47:52 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6PPk2NOQXs
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 25, 2015, 12:23:44 am

Hey guys, I'm heterosexual too! but I never practiced it yet.
we all know you are a virgin
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 25, 2015, 12:24:10 am

Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by dogs
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 25, 2015, 12:26:28 am

Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by dogs

sh-shuddup  :'(

I managed to fix the downstem somewhat, but then it came apart. So I have no choice but to buy a new stem now which is fucking annoying.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 25, 2015, 12:35:40 am


Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by dogs

sh-shuddup  :'(

I managed to fix the downstem somewhat, but then it came apart. So I have no choice but to buy a new stem now which is fucking annoying.
hew hew

I don't break bongs. I don't buy parts for bongs
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Conway on August 25, 2015, 06:16:40 am

Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by belgians

U Dutch? I know they take their w33d and hookers seriously why would you feed them to Belgians?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 25, 2015, 07:03:03 am


Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by belgians

U Dutch? I know they take their w33d and hookers seriously why would you feed them to Belgians?
are you just editing people's post so you can fit in your shitty comments?
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 25, 2015, 07:34:14 am
Spoiler


Oh man that was an accident. Didn't even realize I did that.
if someone dropped a bong where I live they get eaten by belgians

U Dutch? I know they take their w33d and hookers seriously why would you feed them to Belgians?
are you just editing people's post so you can fit in your shitty comments?
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Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: fieldshire on August 25, 2015, 07:39:16 am
Yah this what happens when I run out of Blueberry Haze. I loose my shit. Now step off.
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 25, 2015, 07:41:57 am
Yah this what happens when I run out of Blueberry Haze. I loose my shit. Now step off.

(https://i.imgur.com/l9lffwf.gif)
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Nipplestockings on August 25, 2015, 08:31:30 am
lol
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: ImperialG on August 27, 2015, 10:41:36 pm
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Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
Post by: Vaska on August 28, 2015, 12:32:05 am
im kinda both
Title: Re: Heterosexual Thread
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