Even the Norwegians had more limited succes in the Napoleonics then the Danes...I mean, plsssss.
I still dont know how becomming the bitch of sweden is a success...
It's better then losing your navy to the UK, then be defeated by Russia and Sweden on land and become France's willing bitch. They went from in a bad shape to completely butchered. They fought valiantly in all the things they lost, I grant you that. Their Dragoons were considered superior to French cavalry even by the French commanders.
But, Norway actually won a few battles and could have won the war if they had more resources. Which they hadn't, so they asked for a treaty. Denmark just hoisted a white flag.
To save some of your pride:There is a fun story on a how a couple of French Custom service guys wanted to steal a treasury (in some tax house) in Hamburg, but then a couple of Danish sailors showed up and kicked them out.