I like the mold on blue cheese better.
Secretly the Lake Behind the Rock QuarryBest place to skip rocks. Current record holder: Shadow
Joshly skipped a rock off a puddle under the St. Louis Arch creating a wormhole traveling 20000 years into the future, in which the rock skipped 23 times across the mississippi killing 3 fish and an otter, before resting on the side of a bank, only to be thrown to the bottom of the mississippi by a toddler. Who then proceeded to jump for joy like a lion possessed in order to magically fly southwards towards the mongolian plains. Upon arriving at the Mongolian plains, the rock proceeded to skip throughout the country finally emerging inside a cattle ranch where the 19te had arranged a welcoming party for the Hptm who had thrown the rock such a considerable distance. Drinks were consumed, England was slated, as was America, but it was all in Jolly good fun! Well into the night the party was flowing, when all of a sudden Joshly spontaniously combusted before our very eyes! It was decided to appoint a fish as the new Hptm and the standard training procedure turned into who can do the best fish impression and who can swim the longest, as most members are Human the new Hptm stormed through the competition and emerged victorious, although gasping for air. Yet shadow won.