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Offline Aztir

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Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« on: January 31, 2013, 07:25:46 pm »
Like title say

Post your best yo mama jokes Themed to the Napoleonic era.

i go first ;D

"Yo mama's so big, Even napoleon couldnt conquer her"

"yo mama's so ugly, Kutuzov could see her with his wounded eye"


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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 08:24:38 pm »
Yo mama is so fat, even the hussars get tired of taking a trip around her

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 08:35:46 pm »
Yo mama so fat, she could have fed the whole french army during the retreat from Moscow.

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 08:42:19 pm »
yo mama so ugly that napoleon started having digestive problems when he saw her

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 08:59:32 pm »
Yo mama's so fat, she blew up the bridge at the Battle of Nations just by stepping on it.

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 09:02:20 pm »
Your mother is so fat, the French attacked up the hills in Austerlitz than have intercourse with her!

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 10:13:44 pm »
Your momma so fat, Hitler tried to use her as a nuclear bomb.

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 10:49:17 pm »
Your momma is so fat, If you want to do the world turn, you must go throught her everytime

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 11:08:55 pm »
Napoleonic themed plox ;D

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 11:16:55 pm »
Yo moma so fat
Its impossible to shoot a cannon at her and miss
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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2013, 01:40:12 am »
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to fire food from a cannon to feed her.

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2013, 02:11:03 am »
You mama so fat, she we use her as cover against arty
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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2013, 11:36:21 am »
yo mamma so dumb, she thought chambering was a sex move

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2013, 12:18:47 pm »
Yo moma so fat a new coalition was formed to take her down

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Re: Napoleonic Yo mama jokes
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2013, 01:17:46 pm »
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she get aimed and shot at by a canister load the bullets tend to avoid her.
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