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Maybe the real Napoleonic Wars were the friends we made along the way....

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Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: February 15, 2020, 10:26:30 pm »

Gamers truly are an oppressed minority

Other Games / Re: Bannerlord
« on: August 28, 2019, 12:25:45 am »
" a C0Mp3t1t1v3 m3le3 "

This is what you get when you give alpha key to casual players, Holdfast did this mistake. Instead of listening players who can help them with the melee, they listened the noobs who just wanted a new game for chill linebattle, and I bet most of them left the game already (Hi Aldemar).

I scrolled the Bannerlord private board on TW today and I saw a lot of great feedbacks concerning the melee from well known Native players where I saw no replies from the devs or the cm, and on the other hand I saw some players that got the beta access by being at the TW stand during the Gamescom said that the game was amazing blablablabla and i'm sure the devs will listen those kind of players, and I can assure you that atm if you think that Bannerlord has a good and balanced melee system,you are delusional. Guess we are stuck on warband forever boys.
pls explain
I'm guessing he's referring to kicks and chambers being genuinely worthless, the devs not wanting instant blocking and the inner workings of the stance system being a subject of speculation and mystery.
Yes all these active members of the NW community are all shills getting paid by taleworlds :(  :(  :(  :(  :(

Just two. And this same community tore Anvil Game Studios a new asshole after they released Holdfast in a similar state to what Bannerlord is right now (all while AGS were working on a tighter schedule with significantly less resources!) So I don't buy this naively optimistic/good vibes shit.
The difference is that bannerlord has a singleplayer that most people are hyped for.
I was a closed alpha tester for holdfast and me and others in the 77y gave them loads of tips on how to fix the melee. We gave them a list of concrete things to change. They didn't apply any of them. I haven't played holdfast since it launched. They deserve all the shit they get.
A possible theory. However I think it's more likely that the devs simply saw the truth for what it was: the 77y is trash, always has been and as such your opinions should be disregarded.

where is pete
i need him to sit on my lap
lyall can watch if he wants

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:16:31 pm »
Hello is this the suicide hotline?

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: July 05, 2017, 01:27:36 am »
i appear to be m i s s i n g from the rooster
I am fucking sure I told you to stop playing this game at some point. Why haven't you respected my authority? ???

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: June 11, 2017, 01:41:42 pm »
Why do you let Pride tell you what to do? You are a strong independent black woman, you shouldn't have to take shit from effeminate white boys.

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: May 18, 2017, 10:57:25 pm »
hello Shorty
fuck off

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:01:40 pm »
Back with a brand new track.

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: April 14, 2017, 11:32:08 pm »
You know I really am impressed with you guys, no one reported me when I posted last time and you haven't done it now either. It's good to know that I'm appreciated.

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: April 14, 2017, 03:10:24 am »
Dezza J and the wardogs pulling a nice 9 rounds against the menace HaZe and his dirty frenchman (and the glory hunters).

Good job guys!! Shame you did not win!
I sense that you have a mighty hunger for cock my friend. Let it be known that I am like a river to my fellow faggots.

Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to right now?
« on: April 01, 2017, 06:29:33 pm »
This is still some of the smoothest shit I've ever listened to.

Regiments / Re: K-KA Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee
« on: April 01, 2017, 05:40:14 pm »
if you are asked not to post here by the people running the thread, then don't.  and don't do quote pyramids.

Did you mute fungus and darius, members of this wonderful regiment, based on a Slav whom is not?  ???
no.  They were muted for making a quote pyramid, and the posts removed. Hence the warning about quote pyramids.  The few posts leading up to said pyramid were left in.  I'll go and remove those to avoid more confusion.

 The message about not posting here if you were asked not to was a general warning to all who it applies to.  If it doesn't apply to you, then you can ignore it. That means you pride in this thread.

This is a regimental thread, not troll the mod staff thread.  It will stay locked for the time being.

If you need clarification on something rules related, or why someone was muted, you can PM a mod.  Much better than just assuming what happened, or trolling resulting a thread being locked.  Please behave so i don't have to lock this thread again.
Remember friend, horizontal for attention, vertical for results.

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