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Historical Discussion / Who Would Win: History or Herstory
« on: April 05, 2018, 01:41:43 pm »
History is a 165cm beast who has muscles and is smart and can totally beat up your dad

Herstory is a weak 160cm woman who yells a lot over insignificant things and is also a woman who does dishes and works at Barnes & Noble

Who wins?

Whoever wins has to fight a witchcraft infused and animated Mount Rushmore

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The Mess Hall / Post ITT if you don't have a reason to live
« on: March 24, 2018, 12:13:16 pm »

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Off Topic / TRICK OR TREAT
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:59:41 pm »


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The Mess Hall / how above you is the person above you?
« on: July 01, 2017, 07:40:42 am »
see title

let the slander begin

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POTCS Big Jeffy D with his whole reason for starting the confederacy; his waifu, Hatsune Miku.

Regimental Introduction
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We are the Anti Bully Rangers. Our favourite anime is Boku No Pico. We do not tolerate bullying. Our regimental motto is "Pls no bully." We fight for anime and the rights of those that are bullied, which there shant be any of when we are around.


Colonel with body pillow.

Recruitment
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Think you're kawaii enough to join our elite band of defenders against bullying? The application is simple:

1. Bake a cake. Type of cake does not matter.
2. Write "Anti Bully Rangers 5ever" on the cake.
3. Take photo of you with your face near the cake.
4. Take photo of you eating the cake.
5. Body pillow optional but highly recommended.

Post it either in this thread or message it to me, and I will promptly post it here. Congratulations, you may have made it into the regiment. We'll talk about it.

We look forward to seeing y'all on the field of battle.

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Napoleon checking his seamen count.

About Us
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A group of cool lads that want to take part in battles because they're more fun than just joining the same server and pubbing. Whew. Most of us are veterans of Mount & Musket who not only excelled but annihilated at most forms of combat so we're just like the Marins when you really think about it because Napoleon himself said they were awesome. If given the order, they would've punched Wellesley in his giant nose, laughed about it, and then ate snails. All Marins also had to be able to read and write, which all of us can also do to varying degrees. We don't drill or really practice because it's lame and we don't need it, preferring to spend our time on wisely debating whether we should have chosen a British regiment or a French regiment and listening to an autistic child learn Japanese on our Teamspeak server which you can't join because you're not rad enough. Seriously, he's doing it right now at 5:42 AM EST.

History of the Unit
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They were pretty awesome and Napoleon was like "yeah these guys are rad to the sick," when questioned about his Marins. As they were a part of the French Navy, they also got up to whacky hijinks  but at the end of each episode there was a moral message that was said aloud by a cartoon lion. Amen. They helped in a lot of battles and did some neat stuff and weren't just fusilier. They were like the Swiss army knife of the French forces, so I guess they were a French navy knife. Not only did they know how to do artillery, engineering, and flirting with sexy mademoiselles, but they were also apt at filing nails and opening bottles of wine. Swell.

Ranks
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Capital Thorne
Commissar Dunk
Sous Chef Boyardee Pierre_with_Mustache
Colonel Tydrel
Master Chief Petty Officer X-Men First Class Scotsman
Omelet du Fromage Rugulus
Maître Tomate Jones
Matewon Kekaler
Mate Buttpirate
Matinee Morman_Korman
Sniper: Special Operator Phanrisal


Recruitment
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1. Bake a cake or for a spot as an officer a cupcake
2. Write "Marines R Kewl" and whatever you want your rank to be in frosting.
3. Take picture of either (cup)cake and one of you eating it.
4. Wait
5. ? ? ?
6. I'm killing myself.

Some neat images I just Googled
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Just a group of buds standing around looking cool and having a chat.


I don't even know what this guy really belongs to but he looks fed up with whatever is going on.

That's it, really.

P.S. CLAN MACLOCK is still around we're just all taking a break from it and this is a legitimately serious thing.

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Regiments / CLAN MACLOCK: REDUX EDITION
« on: April 30, 2016, 06:25:17 am »
AYE LADS, YER OL' PAL CAPS MACLOCK HERE. LISTEN TO THIS WHILST READING THE POSTS OR DIE.



CLAN MACLOCK IS NOW FULLY ACTIVE ONCE MORE AND READY TO SLAY ANYONE THAT OPPOSES US. WE MAY BE FEW IN NUMBER, BUT WHO GIVES A HOOT? AYE.

YE MAY BE MAN ENOUGH TO JOIN THIS HERE CLAN, BUT YE BETTER OBEY THE RULES.

1. YE DO NAE CROUCH

2. YE DO NAE RUN AWAY

3. YE DO NAE BRING SHAME TO CLAN MACLOCK

4. YE DO NAE BE A COWARD

5. YE DO NAE NAE USE YER BAYONET

6. YE DO NAE NAE SHOOT THE ENEMY

7. YE MUST GO SCUTLOND HIGHLANDUR WHEN YE KEN

8. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

9. YE DO NAE USE LOWERCASE EVEN IF IT LEADS TO YOUR BANISHMENT CLAN MACLOCK NAE BOWS TO NAE ONE

NOTABLE MEMBERS OF CLAN MACLOCK WHO HAVE PROVED THEIR VALOUR ON THE FIELD. DISTINGUISH YERSELF AND YER NAME TOO SHALL BE HERE!

CAPS_MACLOCK_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
WILLY_WALLY_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
APPLESTAND_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
PHAN_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
KORMAN_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK


AYE THAT'S ALL, AS CLAN MACLOCK IS NAE FER COWARDS

P.S. THIS IS A REAL CLAN COME ON LADDIES LET'S ALL BE CIVIL AYE

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Regiments / CLAN_MACLOCK
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:21:52 am »
AYE LADS, YER OL' PAL CAPS MACLOCK HERE. LISTEN TO BOTH OF THESE VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME AT FULL VOLUME WHILST READING THE POSTS OR DIE.




CLAN MACLOCK IS NOW FULLY ACTIVE ONCE MORE AND READY TO SLAY ANYONE THAT OPPOSES US. WE MAY BE FEW IN NUMBER, BUT WHO GIVES A HOOT? AYE.

YE MAY BE MAN ENOUGH TO JOIN THIS HERE CLAN, BUT YE BETTER OBEY THE RULES.

1. YE DO NAE CROUCH

2. YE DO NAE RUN AWAY

3. YE DO NAE BRING SHAME TO CLAN MACLOCK

4. YE DO NAE BE A COWARD

5. YE DO NAE NAE USE YER BAYONET

6. YE DO NAE NAE SHOOT THE ENEMY

7. YE MUST GO SCUTLOND HIGHLANDUR WHEN YE KEN

8. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

9. YE DO NAE USE LOWERCASE EVEN IF IT LEADS TO YOUR BANISHMENT CLAN MACLOCK NAE BOWS TO NAE ONE

10. BEARDS ARE MANDATORY FER ALL

NOTABLE MEMBERS OF CLAN MACLOCK WHO HAVE PROVED THEIR VALOUR ON THE FIELD. DISTINGUISH YERSELF AND YER NAME TOO SHALL BE HERE!

CAPS_MACLOCK_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
PHAN_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
KUHREMBUHLGAENAEEEEEEEH_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
WILLY_WALLY_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK
APPLESTAND_OF_CLAN_MACLOCK

AYE THAT'S ALL, AS CLAN MACLOCK IS NAE FER COWARDS

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