Ye folk can't fool us, scheming rapscallion. Thief, highwayman, bandit, rascal, carpetbagger, conman, scammer, Nigerian, plotting, swindling rustler! Off! Off with thee and thy putrid band of anointed sovereigns of sighs and groans. Infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker! THOU ART A BOIL, A PLAGUE SORE. Long tongu'd, babbling gossipmonger. Light of brain, mountain of mad flesh - thou hast not so much mind as ear wax. Variest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth. FOOT LICKER, CANKER-BLOSSOM. Refuse of the lowliest calibre, a plight upon the bottom reachers of the cesspit. Beetle-headed, flap eared KNAVE. Quintessence of dust, you poisonous bunch-back'd TOAD. O Gull, O Dolt, as ignorant as dirt, begone with your sort, and we'll have no retort. All the infections that the sun sucks up, I'd give my pinky to see you canned shut. I've said it before and I'll say it once more - begone from this place, you foul filthy old whore.
Good day.