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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / NW UFC Numba 3(sign up again)
« on: October 07, 2019, 09:58:39 pm »

UFC NW is back! It will be run similarly to how the UFC or boxing operates as a sport. There will be ranked contenders for a UFC-Styled List with a Champion that can be challenged.

Tournament to crown the inaugural champion is Friday the 18th

Sign-ups
Name:
Steam:
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Staff
Organizers: Daniel the Chef
Refs: Cwater
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If you'd like to ref or help out
Ref app
Name:
Steam:
Experience
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It will probably be on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday every week to keep the pace up. It will be split up into Main Card fights and Under Card fights.

If anyone would like to record/livestream the matches feel free to.
If anyone would like to make a player scoresheet let me know.



Rules

  • All duels are ft7
  • If a fighter can't make it they will be replaced
  • If a fighter doesn't show up after saying they would, it's a forfeit
  • Champions must defend their title 3 times before moving up
  • Players on losing streaks will be moved down
  • Players that are inactive will be removed
  • Tiers will not always be taken into account, challenging other players may lead to a fight if I allow it
  • Trash Talking is allowed
  • A Champion's belt may be taken away for inactivity
  • All fights will be held in the arena
  • Playing under a fake name/another player's name will be a forfeit and may lead to punishment

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Community / Community Mouse and Keyboard Survey
« on: August 23, 2019, 05:40:08 am »
If you guys wouldn't mind, can you please fill out my survey?

BASE DATA

Link to 2021 survey

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Kicking Tournament
« on: August 22, 2019, 04:17:03 am »


Prize Pool

$20

Date and Time

Saturday August 24th 9:30pm EST

Rules

1. The tournament will probably be a 1v1.

2. It will be a first to 5 kicks. Finals will be first to 7 kicks.

3. You can only kick

4. No shooting.

5. No special units.

6. No fistfighting.

7. Melee speed will be on fastest.

8. Referees and organizers will use common sense throughout the tournament, their calls count, so respect their decisions.

9. Have fun and limit the salt!


Sign Up

Signup
Code
Name:
Steam Profile (link):

Head Organizers

Dan the Chef



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The Mess Hall / Pornstar Tier List(2.0 Update)
« on: August 17, 2019, 06:19:33 am »
2.0 Tier List
Created By Dan the Chef, Winters, Russianfury, Dio, Glenn of NW, and Jolly Canadian
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1.0 Tier List
Created By Dan the Chef, Winters, and Others


It appears that our tier list disappeared so imma just repost it
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Preface
Much like a phoenix, the Frisbee League refuses to die. As a result, I try to annoy as many people as possible in an attempt to get people to actually play. However, I hope that this league shows that it an alright game to play and is of a similar quality to Tagpro, which as you know, is also a quality game and much better then a game like Mount and Blade.

Information
Start Date: Friday, September 20th
Sign Ups:
Code
[b]Player[/b]
Name:
Steam Link:
Experience:
Code
[b]Captain[/b]
Name:
Steam Link:
Experience:
I sorta understand the rules:
Rules
Spoiler
1. Matches are to be 5v5, 4 fielders and 1 goaltender
2. Matches are first to 5
3. Only if you are holding the ball are you allowed to kick
4. Bumping, causing a person to flinch, the person with procession of the Frisbee is prohibited
5. The Frisbee can only be held for 5 seconds before it is automatically dropped
6. If you are holding the Frisbee you cannot move
7. The goal tender has to walk outside of his crease
8. Players cannot shoot on goal from inside the crease however they are allowed to pass the Frisbee to teammates from within the crease
9. A Reserve has been created where a team can place 2 players into this reserve before a game and this allows them to play 1 or 2 free agents before a game. These free agents are put back into the free agent pool at the end of the game. A player cannot be placed into reserve for 2 weeks in a row or they are put into the free agent pool
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Special Thanks
Caesim for the Scripts!


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I'm thinking of doing either a frisbee league or tournament or maybe another 1-flag ctf tournament or maybe something else so I just want to hear some feedback
k thanks

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The Mess Hall / Best Accredited Coaches in NW History
« on: June 16, 2019, 08:28:36 am »
1. Dan the Chef

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / 5v5 CTF Test Tournament 2
« on: April 18, 2019, 11:39:10 pm »


Prize

$50

Date

9pm, Friday, April 26

Rules

1. Tournament will be 5 v 5, Single Elimination, First to 7, Single Life CTF. Shooting allowed.
2. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones allowed.
3. Melee speed will be on fastest.
4. Teams shall comprise of no more than 7 members, 5 starters and 2 subsitutions.

Changes from Test 1
1. Scripts added so either capturing the flag or killing all people on the enemy team resets the map.
2. Scripts added so both teams have to be ready before the round begins.
3. Different, larger map so there is (hopefully) less camping.
4. Molotovs to help prevent camping.

Sign Up
Code
[b]Team Name[/b]:
[b]Members[/b]:
[b]Captain's Steam(link)[/b]:
[b]Captain's GUID[/b]:

Bracket



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Prize Pool

$20

Date and Time

TBD

Rules

1. You can use any cheats that you want.

2. The tournament will probably be 1v1

3. The finals will be first to 7, and all other rounds will be first to 5.

4. No shooting.

5. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones used.

6. No fistfighting.

7. Melee speed will be on fastest.

8. Referees and organizers will use common sense throughout the tournament, their calls count, so respect their decisions.

9. Have fun and limit the salt!


Sign Up

Signup
Code
Name:
Steam Profile (link):

Referee
Code
Community Name:
Steam Profile (link):
Why do you want to be a referee?
Admin Experience:
Did you read all the rules thoroughly?

Bracket



Head Organizers

Dan the Chef


Referees


Special Thanks

All Cheat/Hack makers, we appreciate you
First Cheat Tournament

Media




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Other Games / Halo:MCC
« on: March 13, 2019, 12:30:51 am »

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / 5v5 CTF Test Tournament
« on: March 03, 2019, 03:08:38 am »


Prize

$50

Date

9:00PM Saturday, March 16th

Rules

1. Tournament will be 5 v 5, First to 7, Single Life CTF. Shooting allowed.
2. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones allowed.
3. Melee speed will be on fastest.
4. Teams shall comprise of no more than 7 members, 5 starters and 2 subsitutions.

Sign Up
Code
[b]Team Name[/b]:
[b]Members[/b]:
[b]Captain's Steam(link)[/b]:

Bracket







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Servers / "Dallas" Groupfighting
« on: March 02, 2019, 07:36:53 am »
"Dallas" Groupfighting
Location depends on the day

Rules

1. No Cheating
2. No Teamkilling/wounding
3. No Delaying
4. No Double Spawning
5. No Fake AFKing
6. No Excessive BM(Personal information, etc.


Staff

Owner


Moderator


Admins





Applications for Admin are Open

Code
[b]Community Name[/b]:
[b]Steam Profile[/b]:
[b]Past Experience[/b]:
[b]Guid[/b]:





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Information

The Steiner Brothers' Memorial Tag Team Tournament is an annual professional wrestling tag team tournament held by the U.S.-based promotion Chef Wrestling Association. The tournament is named in honor of CWA Hall of Famers, the Steiner Brothers. The tournament has been compared to and (at least partially) inspired by the Crockett Cup tournaments of the 1980s that were promoted by Jim Crockett Promotions (which would later become more widely known as World Championship Wrestling).


Prize Pool

$50


Date

Saturday, January 12th, Year of our Lord 2019


Rules(WIP)

Spoiler
This shit is WIP because I have no idea how to do this
  • Classic Tag Format
  • 2 vs 2, fists only, first to 3, with a 1 hour time limit
  • 1 person from each team starts in the ring with the other member starting on the ring apron, this person on the apron is not allowed to do any offensive maneuvers
  • A tag occurs when one member of a tag team slaps the other for a tag, the outgoing member has 5 seconds to leave the ring
  • The referee is the ultimate authority in the match
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Sign Ups

Team
Code
Team Name:
Team Members:
Leader's Steam:
Referee
Code
Name:
Why:
Rules:



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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Hawkince vs Dan the Chef ft1000
« on: December 01, 2018, 05:12:54 am »
Hawkince vs Dan the Chef ft1000
Prizes:
If Hawkince wins: 100,000 VC(200,000 VC if Hawkince wins by 100, Dan the Chef has to buy 2k19 if Hawkince wins by 200)
If Dan the Chef wins: Popeyes

https://twitch.tv/dan_le_chef


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The Mess Hall / 2018 NW Awards
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:32:47 am »


The 87th Hepta-annual NW Awards
Brought to you by The Chefs of Swaziland

December, 2018


These awards are for anything from December of 2017 through November of 2018-ish

Voting Ballot
Vote with this, it's pretty simple
Voting ends Sunday, November 25 at 23:59:59 EST
Award Ceremony will happen soon* after

Results of Nomination Ballot

CategoriesNominations


    § Best NA Player•Anthony
•Bill The Butcher
•Godfreid
•Krastinov
•Matt
RussianFury
•Vetro


    § Best EU Player•Extazz
•Golden
•Movement
Stark
•Tiberias


    § Best NA Regiment•15e
3eVolt/98e
•63e
•6te
•LG


    § Best EU Regiment•15th YR
•18e
•63e
K-KA


    § Best Groupfighting Team•Atomic
•ChimpZ
Poosy
•Wolfpack
•Tz0


    § Best MemeJohn Price
•NiPhix
•Ryan Gosling
•Suns
•Vetro


    § Best Memer•Dan the Chef
•Hawkince
Nero
•Pedro
•Suns
•Vetro


    § Most Influential•Dan the Chef
Herishey
•Karth
•MarxeiL
•MATT
•RussianFury


    § Best Quote•"boom bitch" (c) ExtaZz94
•"HEE YAW" MATT on BoB
•“Tea-o I’m tired” - Yoshie, during an Atomic match
•"I grab my nuts really hard when I die." -DJ Overjoy
•"Voluble goes down in the centre" - Chadman
•"Runk gives my autsim autism" - john Price
•"Happy birthday Nock" Everyone
Epic jock - Lebrave
•"What'd you say anime boy?!"- Vetro
Spoiler
•01:06:11 - *DEAD* [Cgaard] what the fuck am I doing with my life?  01:06:28 - *DEAD* [42nd_Foot_Cpl_Stranger] fighting robot pixels with the rest of us   01:06:39 - *DEAD* [Kwalski] you don't really have a life tbh
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Spoiler
•"i hope infamous loses so i can buy my vr headset sooner and beat off in vr [...] to big anime tits" - RussianFury
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•"Hard pass from me" - Holmes


    § Best Event•M. League 2nd Season
•NANWL
NWL
•NWWC
•WPC


    § Most Toxic•Bill the Butcher
•MATT
•Obelix
Suns
•Vetro
•Voluble


    § Best Server•BBG Bot Survival
•BoB Groupfighting
Groupfighting Server
•NA Groupfighting
•Tropical Paradise


    § Best Content Creator(Youtuber, Mapper, Mod Dev, etc.)•Chadman
•Dan the Chef
•Fwuffy
Herishey


    § Favorite 1 and 1/2+ Hour Match15th Vs 72nd
•6te vs 93rd




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