My best story is that in one of my first line battles, in which I was still figuring out all of the controls, I was presenting and was told to stop doing so by a certain commanding officer. Instead I aimed at his head and continued aiming. At this he became annoyed, stood right in front of me a ordered me to go ahead and shoot him. Well, who am I to disobey a direct order? Soooo... I shot him, much to the enjoyment of everyone, except him. At least he got me to start obeying his orders right?