I would like to nominate myself for this thingy. I will be a memeber of The United Anti-Imperialist FSE Front . Our policies are no freedom of speech, no shitposting, banning all trump supporters on FSE, and getting rid of all current mods to replace them with people who will uphold the great values of Marxist-Lenninism.
Name: Portals, the first of his name
EU or NA?: NA, but I have a lot of solidarity for my EU comrades
Are you aware that the position of Community Representative is one of trust and confidence, and do you understand you can be punished for breaking that trust? : Yes. I will put my hand on the book while promising to do these things.
Why should you become CR? :
Comrades, the revolution is on. The memers' revolution is on, and you are not memeing. The channers' and redditors' revolution means work, comrades; it does not mean idleness and leisure. That is a bourgeois ideal. The memers' revolution, a memers' government, means work, that all shall meme; and here you are not meming. You are only talking.
Oh, I can understand how you, the people of FSE, having been suppressed so long, should want, now that you have won to power, to talk and to listen to orators. But some day, soon, you -- we all -- must go to work and do things, act, produce results -- memes and socialism. And I can understand how you like and trust and put your hope in Duuring. You want to give him time, a chance, to act. He means well, you say. He means well for meming. But I warn you he will not make memeing a reality. He may think he is, he may mean he is. But, comrades -- I tell you Duuring is an intellectual: he cannot act; he can talk; he cannot act. But you will not believe this yet. You will take time to give him time, and meanwhile, like Duuring, you will not work. Very well, take your time. But when the hour strikes, when you are ready to go back yourselves to work and you want an FSE that will go to work and not only think meming and talk meming and mean meming-- when you want an FSE that will do meming, then -- come to the United Anti-Imperialist FSE Front!
Never forget our slogan, Peace, Memes, and Socialism! Now is the time to act comrades!