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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / ??

« on: December 02, 2023, 04:35:51 am »

 

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Groupfighting Teams / GVT

« on: July 03, 2022, 06:42:01 am »

Captains

Mikey | Cwater

Roster

Roster - 10/10 Captains | Mikey | Cwater   Members | Svenypoo | Horse | VetroG | Piktonss | Hawkince | Copot | Jerry0s | BensontheBee

"Luck is for those too lazy to train"

Palmares

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The Mess Hall / FSE Predicted covid-19???????????? Time Travel????

« on: February 28, 2022, 09:14:23 am »

look at this post from 2014 Either this guy is a time traveler or there is some crazy context/coincidence that I don't understand
https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?topic=13741.msg757160#msg757160

He also hasn't been on fse in 4 years now so I don't think he could have edited his post.

Does anyone have an explanation or is Petrovich just a time traveler?

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Media / Mikey's Tchongi Channel

« on: February 24, 2022, 07:43:19 pm »

Sup Gamers here's my channel If you are here looking for some good content, u came to the wrong place. As I am the multi-region choker, All you will see is my tchongi moments and me killing shitty noobs like hireaper and james.

My Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--pUOxKwbgDQUOLHevhS1w


Most Recent Video



Favorite NW Related Video



Favorite Non NW Video

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Mikey's Tiered Randomized Tournament (signups open) March 5th

« on: February 23, 2022, 04:52:33 pm »

6v6 Tiered Randomized Tournament
Number of players and teams can change depending on signups

Due to Risk's league ending and Wastee's new league starting just around the corner, seems like we have a small break between serious comp events. I think a randomized 1-day tournament would be a good change of pace. This tournament takes players and puts them into tiers decided by the admin staff. Players will be assigned from each tier onto a roster. Each roster will have one player from each tier, in theory making it balanced.
Shoutout to MarxeiL for the idea 

Rules
The tournament will Have a group stage. There will be 2 groups with (fingers crossed depending on signups) 4 teams in each group. The top 3 teams of each group will advance and the first seed in each group will receive a bye.
Tiebreakers will go off of rounds won.
[1] Melee speed will be set to fastest
[2] Line infantry must be selected
[3] All matches will be ft5, until the quarter-finals where it is an ft7, and finals being an ft10.
[3] You are expected to not be toxic. Taking things too far will lead to punishment by the admin team possibly forfeiting your team rounds. Use your heads it's meant to be fun for everybody.
[4] Roleplaying names are allowed as long as you or your captain make it known who each player is when asked.
[5] No cheating of any kind will be allowed. If you or your team are suspected of cheating, the cheater will be kicked out and an emergency sub will be replacing them. If an emergency sub cannot be found, the team will be forfeited from the tournament.
[6] Do not interfere with other matches.
[7] Once a match is called, teams have 5 minutes to start their match, If a team does not have their players ready, they will be forfeited.
[8] Timezone is EST any times communicated from the admin team will be EST
[9] If a map change or server crash happens, Resume matches on whatever round they were on. For example team 1 is up 3-2 and the server crashed. When teams get back on resume match at 3-2.
*ruleset is subject to change rules will be finalized on the day of the tournament.

Randomization Process

The Admin team will rank players based on their performance from the last draft league and on their mechanical skills. Each player will then be placed into tiers Ranging from 1-7 (can change based on signups). After players are tiered, they will be randomly assigned to teams. The admin team will be allowed to switch these randomized teams if any teams look unbalanced after randomization.
Captains will have no say on who is on their teams and they will still be placed in their respective tiers. All the captain's job is to communicate with their teammates and make sure they all show up.

DATE AND TIME
Signup Deadline 3/4/2022 11:59 pm EST
Roster Anouncement 3/5/2022 1:00 pm EST
Event Start Time 3/5/2022 9:00 pm EST
*Date and times subject to change may be pushed back a week as this is last minute

Player Form

Code

Name: 
Steam Link: 
Would u be a cpt?:
Would you like to be on the Admin team (ranking players and overall administration)?:
Do you accept the rules?:
ID:

Emergency Sub Application

Code

Name: 
Steam Link: 
Do you accept the rules?:
ID:

Admin Team
Mikey
Wastee
Horse
BabyJesus

Player Pool Captain Pool Mikey #1335082 James #1337040 Wastee #467919 Redviper #1408498 Levis #782640 Horse #1871942 Cytiuz #438897 Cwater #662148 Player Pool Godfreid #415702 Gavin #1192548 Glenn #793812 Maskman #1091418 Evan #1217509 Cow #14344447 Nick #484235 BabyJesus #8613 Achilles #1556384 Fartknocker #1169334 Fietta #87988 Blitzkrieg #1091418 Fireboy #65120 Souljaboy #1211154 Hunteh #1121588 VHA #2222319 Vertildr #1232708 Pedro #1212294 Truth #2042419 Yoloswag #1216887 Svenypoo #377394 Maple #870681 Hawkince #415702 Alexander #277717 Rafael #546881 Wolfe #902557 Vetro #1236904 Piktonss #1733594 Jaax #1423469 Vlad#1736545 Hireaper #1978524 D O #1355558 Stryker #500306 Runepkyz #tba Ben #1700419 Sleek #tba Magmar #tba Artanis #tba Movement #tba Magmar #tba Emergency Subs Theodin #678193 Risk #tba Simpson #tba Ilypa #tba [close] Captains will be picked by the Admin team from the pools above

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Mikey's ????????? Vote Now March 4th

« on: February 18, 2022, 04:41:11 am »

Alright, so we with risk's league ending this week and wastees league starting up in a month or so I got some time to host a tournament. It will most likely be on the 4th of March (2 Fridays from now). I have a few days of what I want to host but I think it will be best if I leave it up to the fse gamers. Vote on the poll for which type of tournament you want or if none of those interest you reply with a format that you would like. If enough people want that We can adapt to it and ill have the fse thread fixed up for it soon.
Now to explains some of my ideas

Tiered Randomized Tournament

Each player signed up will be tiered by the admin team.  Each team will receive 1 player from each tier. Captains have no say on whos on their teams. The format will be group stages with playoffs. The number of teams and players per team will be determined by signups.

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4v4 (2 man partners) High Low Tournament

You sign up with a partner. Each 2v2 group will be assigned a tier 1-4. Groups assigned tier 1 will be paired with tier 4 teams. Tier 2 and 3 teams will be paried up. The format will be group stages with playoffs. The number of teams will be determined by signups.

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3v3 1 Sword 2 Bayos

Much like my last tournament 1 player on each team must be using an officer sword. The other two must be using bayonets. The format will be group stages with playoffs. The number of teams will be determined by signups.
 

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Normal Tournament 2v2,3v3,4v4,5v5etc

Again straightforward. If this wins then another poll to determine how which format is used(2v2 3v3 4v4 etc). The format will be group stages with playoffs. The number of teams will be determined by signups.

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Duel Tournament

Again straightforward tournament. We haven't had one of these for a while due to many passive duel styles. If this is chosen will look into ways to stop players from using slower playstyles such as Anthony's tournament he hosted on EU. https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46299.0

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All formats will be hosted and finished in 1 night.

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Groupfighting Teams / North America NWWC 2022

« on: February 12, 2022, 10:24:05 pm »

Captains

Mikey | Yoloswag

Roster

NWWC Roster - 10/10 Captains | Mikey | Yoloswag   Members | Anthony | Cwater | Godfreid | Horse | Jaax | Yoshie | James | Theodin

"Luck is for those too lazy to train"

MEDIA

Anthony 2021 NWWC

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Format stolen from blitz after he stole from Herishey's 2021 thread cuz double lazy

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Other Games / Roblox Phantom Forces

« on: January 30, 2022, 05:31:38 am »

This game is so fucking lit bro don't sleep on it just cuz its roblox on god better than battlefield 2042.
 

My Epic Sniper Gameplay

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The Mess Hall / Official Fast Food tier list 2021

« on: September 19, 2021, 11:39:41 pm »

Meat Mountain

Official Fast food Tier lists 2021

Yo what's goodie Here are some fast food tier lists we made if you think u have a better ranking post urs and I'll add urs to the list.

Mikey's List

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Goomba's List

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Oatmeal's List

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BabyJ's List

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Shintovette's List

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Horse's Tier List

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BensonTheBee's List

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Dan The Chef's List

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James' list

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Mauri's List

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Levis' List

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Cow's List

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Runepkyz's List

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Fartknocker's List

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NickCole's List

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Kore's List

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Lawbringer's List

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Glenn's List

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Phil's List

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KillerShark's List

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Jaax's List

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https://tiermaker.com/create/best-fast-food-fast-casual-restaurants-83909 If you feel like you need to u can add a tier above B and under the best

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Groupfighting Teams / {RNG} Ramen Noodle Gang [EU]

« on: August 02, 2021, 10:34:10 pm »

Ramen Noodle Gang Bar and Grill

The Ramen Noodle Gang is an Elite group of NW players who all share a common love. The love of ramen noodles. Each day our love for ramen grows and we use this love of noodles to defeat our opponents. If you too have a love for noodles and use this said love to defeat your opponents on the battlefield, add one of the members to join the elite ranks of noodles.

Menu

All entrées come with fried rice, a fresh salad, and very high ping.

Dishes with contains a cpt or co cpt
#1 MiGoreng 13.99                                                                                                                                                            #2 spicybeefychicken 16.99                              

                                                                                                       

#3 Ichiraku 14.99                                                                                                                                                                                              #4 ShinRamyun 13.99               

                                                                                                                     

#5 Samyang 1.99                                                                                                                                                                              #6 Maruchan 0.99                                   

                                                                                                                   

#7 Tonkotsu 13.99                                                                                                                                                                                #8 Top Ramen 0.99                                     
 
                                                                                                                     

#9 Udon 9.99                                                                                                                                                                                  #10Miso  9.99

                                                                                                                   

                                 

Ingredient List
#1 Yoloswag
#2 Yoshie
#3 Mikey
#4 Horse
#5 Piktonss
#6 Risk
#7 Cwater
#8 James
#9 Oatmeal
#10 Fireboy

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Mikey's 3v3 Bro Down (1 sword 2 Bayonets) $40 prize 6/25

« on: June 19, 2021, 09:09:47 pm »

3v3 Bro Down

When
Firday the 25th at 9:30 pm
 6/25/2021

Rules

Each team must have 1 sword and 2 bayonets.
Melee Speed will be set to fastest
Don't Spam the chat
Don't be Toxic
Use the names you signed up with
Teams must wield two bayonets and one sword at all times
Don't use any Hacks or cheats

Admins

Mikey
James
Horse
Refs

Sign Ups

Player

Team Name:
Team Players (Max 1 Sub) (Max 1 Coach):
Captains Steam :
Agree to the rules? :

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Referee

Steam:
Nickname:
Why would you like to become a referee:

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Teams

Teams

The Warriors : Mikey Horse Yoshie Risk
RMB and Chamber : James Gavin Godfreid Rafael
pussywhipped : Vertildr Twitch Prodigy Wolfe
Yukimura Trio : Blitzkrieg Gibby Zeyden
YoloswagIsNotLeaving : Cwater RussianFury Piktons Yoloswag
Thebananapeels : Levis Anthony Hunteh Knives
Diversity is our greatest strength : CowLikeNuts Mang Lindrhos, Mexicant.
Epic Games : Hawkince Oatmeal DJ Purplish
TBA : NickCole , Runepkyz, Wastee, Mr.Whalefish
Mcaffee Gaurd : Alexander Killershark Koj
C.U.N.T : Maskman lonedoge Mike sHype
54 : Achilles LIT LOO Mech Hireaper
Ass Clappers : Evan Samuel Cytiuz
Elderly Gen : Fireboy Sleek Sanders

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This was originally Vetro's Idea but since he no longer wants to do it and I know people wanted to play I've decided to host it.

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The Mess Hall / Official NA Clown Post Tier list Updated as of 6/14/2021

« on: June 15, 2021, 04:31:44 am »

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Groupfighting Teams / The Konoha Crew [NA]

« on: December 16, 2020, 09:49:26 pm »

THE CREW

Yoshie - One of the most skilled and respected players in North America. Yoshie uses both his mechanical skill in the game and group fighting IQ to dominate every tournament and draft league for the past few years. Yoshie is One of if not the best player in North America and he proves this by putting up monster numbers in tournaments and there is a reason that he has been the number 1 overall pick in four draft leagues in a row. With his Astronomical Gfuel intake and his RGB chair, Yoshie has proven that Tarkov players can actually play other games and having RGB is all it takes to be good

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Shikamaru Nara

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Mikey - Using his unmatched gamer genetics and gamer infrastructure, Mikey can game with the best of them. Even though he has low ping, he plays a rather passive role in group fights and has made a career off of getting low impact kills that help him inflate his K/D. A cornerstone of this team and has become a professional at baiting his more skilled teammates (Yoshie, Jaax, and  Horse) to make sure that he has a high K/D. Every time the team plays CS, Mikey somehow always has to be the B site anchor or the IGL and everybody knows there aren't many things worse in life than having to solo hold B site.

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Naruto Uzumaki

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Horse -  Due to starting out as a N&S gamer, Horse has always been rather slept on (And for good reason, N&S is full of noobs). He has always had a chip on his shoulder and is finally getting the respect he deserves. He is also one of the biggest weebs out there leading the league in animes watched and discord moderated since 2018. He was a first-round draft choice in the most recent league and is currently leading his team in kills while also having the very low team kills and first deaths. As long as Horse continues on his upward trajectory, He will solidify himself as one of the best players to make the N&S to NW switch.

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Ino Yamanaka

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MrWhaleFish - Known as being a great Native and Bannerlord player, MrWhaleFish has shown to be very impactful in NW. He plays a key role on one of the best draft league teams in the league. He has proven to be a good blocker and is one of the few players who can say that he was paid to play on a Bannerlord roster. Finally, one of the greatest Surviv.io players to roam this planet even rivaling Surviv.io legend Kobiesan.

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Ten Ten

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Svenypoo - One of the old men of the team, Svenypoo managed to live an entire life in just 4 years. Svenypoo is our most aggressive player and is always in the killfeed. Whether the kill feeds show Svenypoo getting first picks and destroying flanks on his own, or Teamkilling his teammates and dying first all the time, He is still always putting pressure onto the enemy flank. Svenypoo has quickly gone from an underrated draft sleeper pick to a 3rd round pick that was a major contributor and one of the few bright spots on a struggling Templars roster. He managed to finish top 15 in kills and have a positive K/D ratio. Definitely, no longer a sleeper and will continue to play big roles on teams for the foreseeable future.

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Neji Hyuga

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Jaax - Probably the heaviest hitter on this team and for good reason. Jaax has been taking over matches for a while now. When He is on his A-game, there is quite literally nobody that can stop him. One of the hardest workers in NW, he truly brings that gritty, blue-collar gameplay to NW. While this is still unproven, there have been multiple reports that he is an avid CardiB listener. Whether him listening to CardiB is true or not, what is true is that he Has one of the best K/D's in the most recent draft league, despite being on the statistically worst team. Finally, Another player with an N&S background.

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Shino Aburame

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Oatmeal - Oatmeal has quietly become one of the biggest NW politicians out there. He was chosen among members of Rock Bottom to lead them and so far the people have no complaints. Oatmeal has found himself sources in Many NW camps and gets news regarding draft leagues and regiments before most. His low-risk high percentage NW playstyle pays off well and has helped him climb high on many NW melee lists as well as get him his own draft league teams. He pioneered the Glitch-Kickstab technique on NA and using this technique he can take on anybody.

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Kiba Inuzuka

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Goomba - Another player with a N&S background. He is known to have a very toxic mouth and an even more toxic playstyle. Despite his skey/chamber playstyle, he will be the first to tell you that you are a boring duelist. He is a great member of the team and always has his teammates back. Even though he was a 6th round pick in the draft league, He has made a great impact starting for Warlocks and is a big reason they are playing so well. Finally, make sure you give him his damn respect because goomba has no issue slandering your name for weeks straight on and off the server.

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Sai Yamanaka

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Jerry0s - The other old man of the team, Jerry0s is quite literally a boomer and currently holds the record for oldest man playing competitive NW. Although Jerry0s was blessed with "EU" ping and is currently 57 years old, Jerry0s has taken a fatherly figure role over many players in this community (mainly CommanderDeath). Using his great gift of "EU" ping, Jerry0s has mastered a way to bait you into chambers and attempts to Turkish kick you into tomorrow. He is another N&S player that has turned to NW and never looked back. Since entering NW Jerry has done it all from, becoming an aristocrat, Joining rock bottom, and even running his own regiment.

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Rock Lee

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CommanderDeath - One of the most important members of our team and plays arguably the biggest role. Despite CommanderDeath having low hours and limited competitive NW experience, death plays a major role in our team. He may be the most untalented Rocket League player of all time, have the oxygen consumption of an entire country, and some of the worst gamer infrastructure out there, he is a giant part of our team. When spirits get low in our team, Death has no issue in playing his tuba to reinspire us.

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Choji Akimichi

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Shintovette - Known as possibly the biggest Vette simp and former member of the aristocrats, Shinto always finds a way to get himself into spec. Even though shinto rarely wants to play in events, when he does play, he is a huge impact player. Using an unorthodox playstyle involving manny spins and force glances, Shinto can always find a way to cheese you into a death. Shinto has also made a name for himself in becoming an Emergency player for draft league teams when they have key players get banned.

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Hinata Hyuga

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Min - Min has been playing NW since its "Golden Days". He is your average Los Angeles Korean taking some of the hardest math classes known to man while and majoring in fields that most people have never heard of. Min doesn't attend events as much as he used to but when he does attend he makes sure to always frag out often getting hella kills. His chemistry with Svenypoo and Shintovette is unmatched and whenever those three are on the same flank together, We always win 20-0.

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Sakura Haruno

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BensonTheBee - One of the most gifted gamers out there. Even with little to no hours on NW, his potential is clearly there, and the team looks to him to carry us when the matches get close. He can go toe to toe with Yoshie and any given day and He is first team all Korra simp. Boasting strong Gamer infrastructure and solid gamer genetics, the team has no doubt in our minds that he can soon become NW's next big player.

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Akamaru

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Regiments / 420th Field Artillery Gang (Current Lan NA Champions Fornite)(Recruiting)

« on: March 22, 2020, 05:32:40 am »

We are the 420th[Field Artillery Gang] and we are coming to Mount and Blade Warband Napoleonic Wars. We have conquered countless video games and have decided to move on to our next passion. After countless victories in games such as Minecraft (pocket edition only) Xbox, PS4, Clash of Clan, Clash Royale, Pirates 101, Wizards 101, Fornite, Wii sports titles, club penguin, and toon town, we are now moving into Mount and Blade. Our goal is to be the best gang of cannoneers and wipe out all the competition that comes in our way. We will be swift when it comes to not only reloading our cannons but also shooting our opponents on the field of battle. We are coming for all major mount and blade regiments in community line battles such as Dkk, Rsl, 1kl, Nr16, and NR9. We do not like green men regiments so the LIR will die also. Not only are we backed by companies such as Nike and Addidas, but we also have the support from our newly gained sponsors planned parenthood and the Catholic church. 
To Apply to the 420th you need to do the following

1. Go to 420thField artillerygang.com and sign up for a 420th account.
2. Log in and fill in the enlistment form.
3. Await a 420th NCO to add you ON STEAM and accept his friend request.
4. Make sure you have TeamSpeak downloaded and the 420th contact will set you up.
5. Just remember, we only do tryouts twice a Callender year so bring your A-game we take gaming very seriously so you will most likely be declined.
To Contact the 420th about Linebattles, Events or any Enquiries

1. Add one of our members on Roblox .
2. Test skills on Fornite by building up to the skylimit the fastest.
3. 1v1 Minecraft hungergames style.
Hardcore Gang Members

General of the Army (GOA) DORITOKID2010
General (GEN) GAMEMAN748
General2 (GEN2) KungFuLou
General3 (GEN3) Jeffrey
Lt General (LtGen) Count Ravioli
Major General (MajGen) darthreven2
Brigadier General (BGen) MIGHTYMUFFIN2008
Lt Colonel (LtCol) quandarious
General Simp (GSimp) slayer

Yeah we gang don't mess with us

By the way I'm not actually in the regiment, I just posted this for a friend who doesn't have a FSE account but they are very serious about doing Mount and Blade Warband.

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The Mess Hall / Nfl Running Back Tier List

« on: August 21, 2019, 12:53:56 am »

NFL RUNNING BACK TIER LIST

Created week two of preseason

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Skill order goes from left to right so number one rated back is Saquon. If you disagree You most likely have a mental illness or are overrating your favorite teams running back.
Thanks for the idea James