I was working at the grocery store in my neighbourhood and I was wearing my working overalls.
All off a sudden this old (like 80 year old) lady comes to me and says: Maurice??? (that is in fact my name)
So I responded like: uhm yes, do i know you miss??
And she starts telling a story about how she knew my mother because she taught her at primary school. And she goes on for 5 minutes like that.
After which i interrupt her and ask: I am sorry, but i dont see how that makes you know me.
To which she responds: Ohh no, i saw your name plate laying on the floor. You dropped it.
After saying that she walks away saying: TROLOLOLOLOL.
Spoiler
I got trolled by a 80 year old, and i should feel bad about myself