Your WTF of the day

[Hugh MacKay]

So, what made you wonder today? What did you experience? And what did you see on the interweb which just made you go: "WTF"?




Personally I just saw a guy write this on another forum:

ps. en rigtig god ting at have store mandebryster, så kan man lige "Måle" hinandens bryster med fingrene. de bedste bryster jeg nogensinde har mærket på en kvinde

In english, it means:

ps. A really nice thing is to have big manboobs so you can "measure" each others boobs with the fingers. The best boobs I've ever felt is on a woman

[Gokiller]

Guy on school who throwed a chair towards someone elses his head.

 

[Desparin]

Was in the high street today withdrawing money from my local back and got shouted at unintelligibly by a random Polish guy I've never met before...

[Wolfy]

My friend asked "How do dogs know that its a tree there p****g on?" "since they cant think like us and have no word for tree"
 

[Megaberna]

A Darth Vader exiting my college...

[LedZepp1109]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsRa50KzquU[/youtube]

[2 Chainz]

[Spearing]

Brought a sandwich into school today. This was no ordinary, pussy little PB&J, White-bread, square shit. Nah, this was some bawss foot long sub, home-made from my local authentic Eye-talian deli, filled with cheese, roast beef, red onions, vinegar, mayo, salt, pepper, love, care, and the secrets of the universe.

Set it down on the table.

turned around.

someone bit it, and in that one bite consumed half of it.

[Blade]

 

[Pinball Wizard]

In the hallways yesterday, some idiot was whistling, alright, sounded like a good tune, then this girl comes up, unfortunitly right behind me, and screams "shut the f**k up!" This was near the gym teachers, who literally can't find it in them to give two craps, so they just ignore it. Then in the locker room, the exit sign was hanging by some wires, and then some kid goes "oh, someone was doing pull ups on that, the gym teacher saw him too, didn't say anything." I hate gym teachers with a passion.

[Jamez]

[Hugh MacKay]

http://www.theage.com.au/national/education/history-transformed-in-vce-exam-20121114-29ce7.html

At a test, an old painting was used, however nobody except the students discovered that the image had some battle-robot Photoshopped in the background. How can someone fail that much when making a nation-wide test? 

[Gragnok]

I was in a cafe having a coffee (as you do) and an American couple came in. The guy didnt know what an Americano coffee was but he ordered it anyway. (Black coffee incase it has a different name elsewhere) . His wife/partner got an Espresso. They then sat down near me and i heard the woman say to her husband/partner after she had tried the espresso "oh my god its bitter"

I face palmed.

[Odysseus]

i was standing with a friend at one of my city's busiest intersections when this women runs out into the middle of the intersection and throws something in the middle of the road. i look closer, its an apple imac! it gets run over by a car and then not 10 seconds after the women threw it, someone runs right through all the cars and picks it up and runs away. by now me and my friend are just sitting there with wtf going through our minds and later i talked to someone else who said they were stomping on and beating up the computer earlier down the street.

it proves how stupid macs are

[Menelaos]

4Chan, gore threads are pretty good.