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Offline TURK

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WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« on: April 17, 2013, 11:27:53 am »
GREETINGS FROM AUS1


As you know I am banned from EU1 because of a joke I did in forums (Yes I did nothing in the server. Crusader's sense of justice) and now I spare my time in AUS1 servers with 400 pings.

At first I was afraid of these strangers. I was never playing my flute near of them and at the start of the round I was escaping and looking them from a distance. They weren't talking to me too. They were staring at this 400 pinged stranger.

By and by some of them started to get closer to me. They were trying to know about me. I was surrendering and dropping my weapons for not scaring them and just waiting in these times. We were looking each other. They were talking about something in their own Austrian language and turning around me, trying to understand me. However they were still suspicious. When I tried to hug one of them, he shot and killed me.

I insisted on playing music for them and never touched a gun. At last they convinced that I am an harmless guy and started talking to me. I talked them about my story. I told them where I come from and why. I talked them about my friends Beep, Ivan, Moussa, Nicolas, Assburger and others. They all loved them and wished me luck to see them again. Of course I talked about Crusader too and they didn't like him. They swore and cursed Crusader. One of them got very angry when he heard about my story and killed an AFK guy because of Crusader.


They are not fighting. They are having fun!

They may look rude and arrogant but when you know them you see that there is great love in their hearts. They are also more tolerated and democratic than we think. When I speak in CAPS LOCK they didn't find that odd and didn't punish me for this. When I told them the punishment of this crime in where I come they were shocked and laughed a lot. What a pity.


TURK: Is this all for me? Oh no my tears again!

What I learned from them is, even you have 400 pings you can be a friend of anyone. Just love them and never hurt nobody. If someone beat and swore you just smile at him and he will never do it again. Love always wins. Trust humanity and never give up. Diversites are our prosperity.

But TURK, can we be friends with aliens too? I will explain this next week...

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2013, 11:37:52 am »
Good to see your having fun  ::)
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2013, 11:38:58 am »
Entertaining post for once, kudos for that

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2013, 11:49:45 am »
Good to see your having fun  ::)

You had to riot for Crusader's misjudgement!

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2013, 01:05:07 pm »
lol, that was actually funny

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2013, 01:12:49 pm »
great post!  ;D it's always nice to meet strangers, just don't ask them about Fritzl

Edit: i'm still laughing!
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 01:15:27 pm by Weedler »

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 03:53:16 pm »
You know AUS1 stands for Australia and not for Austria? lol

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 04:00:54 pm »
You know AUS1 stands for Australia and not for Austria? lol
I was about to say that.
Turk in the beginning you were funny.
But now you're just plain annoying.

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2013, 04:05:17 pm »
Great story TURK! I hope you have fun wherever you go.  :)

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Re: WHAT I LEARNED FROM AUS1
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 06:31:54 am »
Thanks Brock. They are really nice people and behave well to me but I missed MY people. I will always be a stranger there. Always a guest. I will never be one of them.