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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #915 on: May 07, 2017, 05:15:35 pm »
Hi Eric

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #916 on: May 21, 2017, 08:52:22 am »
This thread may not be active but we can make a good impression of a monkey
« Last Edit: July 16, 2017, 11:03:58 am by Sukesa »
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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #917 on: May 21, 2017, 08:54:19 am »
This thread may not be active but we can make a good imitation of a monkey
I want to hear it
Can I just say that I’m really impressed with the cav community, 10x more mature than the inf community and a lot less tolerant of the cancerous players

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #918 on: June 03, 2017, 08:35:29 pm »
fanfiction:

Clauswitzs vagina was tinglin with excitment while Eriks big black cock aproached his clitoris, Clausewits opened both his legs, tongue out of his mouth and sweating heavily from his big unibrow, he moaned when he was penetrated 30 inches deep and cryed a little bit, shivering from pure carnal pleasure, in his mind, erik has the face of skittles, a beautiful but innocent ginger girl from the low streets of london. Clausewits loved Skittles deeply, but not on a lustful way, he would never fuck skittles because he was too innocent, too pure. He could only manage to put his face on his many many affairs. (mostly black men) Yet in the deep of the hot summmer nights, his flacid penis would get half way erected by the sheer tought of rubbing his hyemen with his deformed fingers.

Erik was about to eyaculate into eternal pleasure, when the door came brutally open and a loud ``oui´´ filled the room. It was Sukesa, Clausewits fiancee and long running political member of the Parti Communiste Français, he had heard noises upstairs when he came back home from a summit at the party HQ in Marseille, he had been humilliated by his insider enemies within the party, wich declared him a capitalist pig and supporter of the fake socialism wich President Hollande leaded. They lobbied against him and ruined his posibilities of becoming the partys presidential nominee with a series of difamatory spechees. He was in shambers, he came home looking for affect from his lovely Erik, or a bottle of Bourbon at least. But instead he found massive donger dark as the night, ramming his love.

``What the fuck c´est this´´ claimed Sukesa, red with anger.

But Erik had already culminated with a primal roar and smashed the insides of Clauswits, causing an internal bleeding, it was fatal wound, but Sukesa still wanted revenge, he went for the sword in his pocket and was about to slash them both, when a gunshot cracked the room, and hole appeared in the middle of Sukesas head, it was Gammelfar.

``Yah all fucking commies need to die´´ snorted the danish.

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #919 on: June 09, 2017, 11:36:54 pm »
Spoiler
fanfiction:

Clauswitzs vagina was tinglin with excitment while Eriks big black cock aproached his clitoris, Clausewits opened both his legs, tongue out of his mouth and sweating heavily from his big unibrow, he moaned when he was penetrated 30 inches deep and cryed a little bit, shivering from pure carnal pleasure, in his mind, erik has the face of skittles, a beautiful but innocent ginger girl from the low streets of london. Clausewits loved Skittles deeply, but not on a lustful way, he would never fuck skittles because he was too innocent, too pure. He could only manage to put his face on his many many affairs. (mostly black men) Yet in the deep of the hot summmer nights, his flacid penis would get half way erected by the sheer tought of rubbing his hyemen with his deformed fingers.

Erik was about to eyaculate into eternal pleasure, when the door came brutally open and a loud ``oui´´ filled the room. It was Sukesa, Clausewits fiancee and long running political member of the Parti Communiste Français, he had heard noises upstairs when he came back home from a summit at the party HQ in Marseille, he had been humilliated by his insider enemies within the party, wich declared him a capitalist pig and supporter of the fake socialism wich President Hollande leaded. They lobbied against him and ruined his posibilities of becoming the partys presidential nominee with a series of difamatory spechees. He was in shambers, he came home looking for affect from his lovely Erik, or a bottle of Bourbon at least. But instead he found massive donger dark as the night, ramming his love.

``What the fuck c´est this´´ claimed Sukesa, red with anger.

But Erik had already culminated with a primal roar and smashed the insides of Clauswits, causing an internal bleeding, it was fatal wound, but Sukesa still wanted revenge, he went for the sword in his pocket and was about to slash them both, when a gunshot cracked the room, and hole appeared in the middle of Sukesas head, it was Gammelfar.

``Yah all fucking commies need to die´´ snorted the danish.
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This makes me feel slightly sick inside.

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #920 on: June 20, 2017, 04:33:09 pm »
Dammit Erik the thread needs updating

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #921 on: July 13, 2017, 05:45:23 pm »
Dammit Erik the thread needs updating

He's so lazy god damn!

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #922 on: July 13, 2017, 06:09:27 pm »
Dammit Erik the thread needs updating

He's so lazy god damn!
Yeaaa same with the CNC  ::) ::) ::)
Can I just say that I’m really impressed with the cav community, 10x more mature than the inf community and a lot less tolerant of the cancerous players

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #923 on: July 16, 2017, 11:04:42 am »
Dammit Erik the thread needs updating

He's so lazy god damn!
Yeaaa same with the CNC  ::) ::) ::)

shhhh, do not say the words !
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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #924 on: July 25, 2017, 08:33:22 pm »
You were banned permanently from the server by "Clausewitz" (JOIN OR DIE )

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #925 on: July 25, 2017, 08:36:20 pm »
You were banned permanently from the server by "Clausewitz" (JOIN OR DIE )

Salty Clause

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #926 on: August 06, 2017, 12:31:37 am »
Clause ain't salty? He is a philosopher!


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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #927 on: August 26, 2017, 04:44:50 pm »
Nearly end of Summer my dudes, time to sharpen your jimmies, prepare your best French surrender jokes (honhonhon) and hold for the command to take swords out of pockets.

(ps i'll be back from the 1st Sept xoxoxo)

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #928 on: August 26, 2017, 05:03:35 pm »

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Re: ♞ 4e Régiment de Hussards [EU] - Cavalry League 1 Champions
« Reply #929 on: September 01, 2017, 04:58:57 am »
cake with boots