Hello, my name is Tyrone LeQuanJenckinson, I was born in Detroit in 1955. *Looks to camera* Ooga booga. Me and my friend Darkquese got into some real shit, bruh. This nigga one time tried to snatch muh gurl. I was like "Ah hell nah, nigga" and I shot his ass, fuuuuuck. I fukd dis white gurl once. Her pa come out back and shot me in the ass. Muthafucka was in the klan, bruh.