Cheesiest Thing You've Done for a Girl/Boy?

[Archduke Sven]

Yeah, that's pretty lame. Lol. Should have given her .

Or pretend to be the pizza guy.

[Vespasian]

When i was about 11 i made a valentines card for a cute girl i liked called Molly but was too shy to give it to her personally as she was always in a pack of friends. I therefore asked my friend to give it to her as he sat next to her in a lesson. However he thought it would be funny to give the card to another Molly in the year who's teeth looked like tic tacs and had the capability to turn an iphone into an ipad by sitting on it. I was ridiculed for the remainder of the school year and beyond.

[Bastard]

Wrote a poem about how great her tits are, like a month ago.

[Riddlez]

Why not read out 'Red is the Rose', on loch lomond form?

[Jishnu]

I told a girl I loved her so we could do "stuff"

[Zzehth]

What is a ¨Girl¨?

[DeoVindice61]

Met a local girl in Berlin, she offered to guide me around Berlin for a day. We were at Bradenburg Gate, she's not really into history but enough to understand the populars one but me, being giant history nerd. I told her Napoleon took the Chariot to France until Waterloo. I asked her, "you know why?"
"Nein"
" I brought it back to Berlin for you"


I won a piece of paper with her number

[Landrik]

That kind of cheesy gets you laid, Deo. Well done, ol' chap.

[Jishnu]

What is a ¨Girl¨?

A girl is basically a guy without a penis. Oh and they have boobs.

[DeoVindice61]

That kind of cheesy gets you laid, Deo. Well done, ol' chap.

Heheh, thank you my good sir.

[Earth Bby]

Say goodbye.

[Superbad]

In the 5th Grade during Valentines Day at school instead of giving every girl a Valentine Card, I gave them roses....

[Maurice]

I once asked a girl out by mutilating her entire family and spelling 'i luv u pls be mein' with their entrails.

[El_Presidente]

i once said 'hi' to a girl... pretty fuckin' cheesy