Cheesiest Thing You've Done for a Girl/Boy?

[Albert Eisenberg]

I asked a girl to homecoming with the help of my friend that I call cupid. Cupid drove us to the Dollar Store and we bought a bunch of candy and poster board. She and I put together this poster that said "Homecoming?" out of candy in the middle of the candy isle at the Dollar Store, and it took us about 40 minutes to do. We then drove to the girls house, I asked her, and she shyly said yes! She told me "next time, just ask me instead of doing something like that" Next time?! Here's the poster.

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[Pinball Wizard]

When I was in like the 5th grade, I liked some girl so  continually bought her Doritos since that was her favorite snack, after a while I asked her out; she said no. Probably a good thing I got a no since she got fat later....

[Landrik]

Haha, that's sweet.

I've always been a bit of a rat bastard and not the creative type, but I've had some girls make me really sweet crafts. I had a girlfriend in high school who was as beautiful as a model and cheerful and energetic. She made me all kinds of stuff like cards and a chocolate heart-shaped cake since she liked to cook. I regret being so immature when I was younger. She was way too good for me.

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[Albert Eisenberg]

I had a girlfriend in high school who was as beautiful as a model and cheerful and energetic. She made me all kinds of stuff like cards and a chocolate heart-shaped cake since she liked to cook. I regret being so immature when I was younger. She was way too good for me.

[Karth]

I'm in college now but for senior prom I had the girl's friend I was going to ask open her locker (she knows the combo) and stuff a bunch of ping pong balls which I bought at a cheap dollar store that had Prom? On every one, it took me freaking 1 hour to write that on all of them (I had like 100) .  And then after she did, I took the girl I was going to ask for a book I needed for a later class (which I knew was in her locker), and yea she opened it and was in awe and said yes.  It was awkward because all the balls fell out from the freakin locker with people staring and I cleaning it up.  But that was probably th cheesiest thing I've ever done.. Lul I still keep 1 of those ping pong balls with me in my back pack just for luck, or to get lucky 

[Nipplestockings]

Fucking women, what do they want. Why am I not sex. pls sex

[König]

When I was in like the 5th grade, I liked some girl so  continually bought her Doritos since that was her favorite snack, after a while I asked her out; she said no. Probably a good thing I got a no since she got fat later....

You shouldn't have given her all those Doritos. 

Haha, that's sweet.

I've always been a bit of a rat bastard and not the creative type, but I've had some girls make me really sweet crafts. I had a girlfriend in high school who was as beautiful as a model and cheerful and energetic. She made me all kinds of stuff like cards and a chocolate heart-shaped cake since she liked to cook. I regret being so immature when I was younger. She was way too good for me.

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Landrik, you fool!

[DoctorWarband]

Asked her out.
Worst mistake of my life.
She said yes.
And she was a big dope bitch.

[GoldenEagle]

I once took a girl to the movies and later walked around in the city and had a lot of fun. Later on, I read a poem to her that I obviously had found on the internet. When I was done, she just said yes, we can go out. It was a bit awkward because I just wanted to get laid...

(I got a no girlfriend policy )

[Duuring]

. When I was done, she just said yes, we can go out. It was a bit awkward because I just wanted to get laid...

(I got a no girlfriend policy )

Congrats, you just won the 'Biggest Bastard Around'-Award.

[GoldenEagle]

. When I was done, she just said yes, we can go out. It was a bit awkward because I just wanted to get laid...

(I got a no girlfriend policy )

Congrats, you just won the 'Biggest Bastard Around'-Award.

I thought I already had received that award from you duuring, not oficially maybe, but in your heart 

[Van_Hulstein]

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[Gokiller]

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He's trying to say that he has done something special for a boy. 

[Roald Hoffmann]

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He's trying to say that he has done something special for a boy. 

xD

[Duuring]

Congrats, you just won the 'Biggest Bastard Around'-Award.

I thought I already had received that award from you duuring, not oficially maybe, but in your heart 

Of course, but now it's kinda obvious. See, there's no problem in having a 'no-girlfriend policy', but you should be honest to people you get involved with about that 'policy'. If you simply don't care about their feelings, that makes you a bastard, or a scumbag, or just a dick. Pick your fancy.

I've been at the bad end of such a 'policy' and it can mess with your life pretty hard. Hello trust-issues.

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Quite so, my dear fellow. Quite so.