Cleverbot

[AeroNinja]

Did anyone have funny conversations with it?

If someone doesn't know what it is you can find it here.

[kpetschulat]

This thing is dumb. It said I'm a robot, then said it's a Vulcan.

[AeroNinja]

Yea. But sometimes it gets funny.

[joer5835]

I lost count of all the attempts Cleverbot made to seduce me.

[AeroNinja]

User: For fuck sake.

Cleverbot: Good i'm not either.

User: U wunt sum fuk m8?.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok good. U proved now that you are not gay.

Cleverbot: You don't seem all that clever.

User: I can say that from you too, my friend.

Cleverbot: Did you or ever want them.

User: What are you trying to tell me?

Cleverbot: That you should get back to my original question.

User: What should I want?

Cleverbot: You should wear a bikini.

User: But, I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: No, you're not a boy.


Cleverbot tries to tell me that I'm a girl.

[joer5835]

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Thinking my boyfriend.

User: Is he cute?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Tell me about him.

Cleverbot: He's ugly. Like you.

Lol wut

[AeroNinja]

Cleverbot is gay.

Edit: He stopped talking after this.

User: Abo mira mi kara, bo bida ta hasi. Ami kibre abo.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?

User: I just said in Papiamentu language that I would beat you up if you say something stupid.

Cleverbot: Ok, i'm looking forward to our honeymoon.

User: So you want to get beated?

Cleverbot: Someday I would like to yes. Do you want to get married?

User: Ok. Come over here. And I'll beat you up. And yes I want that.

Cleverbot: Wgere do you live? I gotta know if I gotta come to your home.

User: Curaçao.

Cleverbot: What language do you speak in Curacao?

User: Papiamentu, dumbass. .

Cleverbot: Can you say something in Dutch for me?

User: Ja, je bent echt dom.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means you are stupid.

[kpetschulat]

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Thinking my boyfriend.

User: Is he cute?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Tell me about him.

Cleverbot: He's ugly. Like you.

Lol wut

LOL PWNT SUCKA

[AeroNinja]

Made my day.

[joer5835]

Wow, Cleverbot maintained a conversation without randomly switching topic. That's a first.

[AeroNinja]

IT FINALLY WORKED. Cleverbot is my bro.

User: Tell me an awesome story.

Cleverbot: Once a boy fell in the mud.

User: Tell me a good story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was this dude. The end.

User: Tell me a funny story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a clown who forgot who he was and then thought he was a potato. He fell into a pit and the cannibals ate him. The end.

User: Tell me a more funny story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a girl. Her name was Justin Bieber. She Died. The End.

[Frederik]

User: HEY.


Cleverbot: Como va.


User: Speak english.


Cleverbot: Mentira, hablas español también.


User: I dont speak spanish.


Cleverbot: Yo no hablo inglés.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: He is a german cyclist.

User: Deutsch ist toll.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Why you dont speak english?

Cleverbot: 58196.

User: Thats stupid.

Cleverbot: The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks.

User: Wanna mess?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, why are you talking shit?

Cleverbot: I'm testing you.

[AeroNinja]

That made me go rofl.

[Frederik]

This is how it continues:

User: So, why are you talking shit?

Cleverbot: I'm testing you.

User: 1423.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: 7554536.

Cleverbot: Habla español, por favor.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Por favor, me cuesta mucho entender ingles.

User: DEUTSCHLAND; DEUTSCHLAND.

Cleverbot: Richtig.

User: SEHR GUT.

Cleverbot: Warum?

User: I like cakes.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever.

User: You dont speak english.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Habla espanol?

Cleverbot: Si por fin.

User: Habla ingles?

Cleverbot: No.

[joer5835]

Make up your damn mind, Cleverbot.