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Offline joer5835

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Steam Summer Sales 2014
« on: June 19, 2014, 12:40:16 pm »
My intel reports that tonight's The Night, this year's Steam Summer sales. I expect it will cause massive panic and a global economic shutdown followed by increased populairty of the cult of GabeN.

So now the question is, is your wallet ready?
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2014, 12:41:30 pm »
Dear Mother of Mercy, Lord of Justice, Protector of Good, shield me from the malice and misery that is about to wash over Steam as the Summer Sale kicks in. Do not let me be tempted by the many awesome sales that will surely rob me of my entire bank account. There is no force in this universe that can stand against such a tidal wave of evil. Let me stay at safe shores until the hurricane has blown over, the solar winds died down.

So let it be.
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2014, 08:08:22 pm »
IT HAS BEGUN!!!
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2014, 08:10:16 pm »
give me ur paypals pls kthx

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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2014, 08:27:29 pm »
>Makes Summer Sale thread
>Doesn't add our lord and savior Gabe Newell

GTFO OP you aren't even worthy. Unappreciative rebel scum. I will praise lord Gaben.


NO, THIS IS GABE NEWELL!
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2014, 09:01:28 pm »
Our gaming who art on Steam
Hallowed be thy deals
Thy bargains come, thy will be done online as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily deal
And forgive us as we forgive those who grief against us
For thine is the gaming and the power and the glory
Forever and ever
GabeN

Bought 4 games so far.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.

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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 08:23:10 am »
steam summersale website:

www.gaben.tv

Oh, and my son Boogie's got sum real ass sheit advice for ya'll mothafuckas.

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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 08:32:03 am »
Additionally:

Purple team master race reporting in. Other colored filth need not apply.



Red: commie bastards
Blue: fascist pigs
Pink: LGBT activists and women
Green: Libbie environmentalists
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 04:25:45 pm »
Hell yeah Purple Masterrace here as well!

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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2014, 05:56:26 pm »
blue team ?  :(

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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2014, 06:09:54 pm »
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Re: Steam Summer Sales 2014
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2014, 06:13:32 pm »
Someone went bellow 60% FINE THEM PURGE THEM DON'T GO BELLOW 60%