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Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« on: May 08, 2014, 10:16:56 pm »
Okay so here we're gonna do some classic habbo roleplaying.

I'll get us started.

*moves closer to you and puts hand on your leg* This is my swamp now
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Re: Roleplaying thread
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2014, 10:18:07 pm »
*blushes* Only if you show your dominance
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2014, 10:20:29 pm »
*shows a cheeky grin and then reaches for your face, and puts your hair behind your ears* I AM GOING TO FACE FUCK YOU
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2014, 10:21:57 pm »
*watches while furiously fapping*
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2014, 10:23:10 pm »
*notices a mexican in the corner of my eye* EW PERVERT

lol this is fun xd
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2014, 10:31:23 pm »
*leads a herd of doges past the two lovers*

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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2014, 10:33:13 pm »
*spots Sloth* HEY U CUM HERE
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2014, 10:36:32 pm »
*whips dick out and does the helicopter*
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2014, 10:39:31 pm »
*laughs* I have HIV
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2014, 10:40:22 pm »
*the herd of doges mimic barrys moves*

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2014, 11:18:53 pm »
* shoots FrithBiscuit and watch him die *

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2014, 11:22:32 pm »
*mutters shrekt*

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2014, 11:28:43 pm »
*Faps while dressed as a donkey and watching Frith die* Almost.....almost....

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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2014, 11:31:01 pm »
*Believing Wolfy is a donkey, Howe dresses up as an elephant and begins to ass rape him* Yee-haw little donkey
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Re: Roleplaying thread (NO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2014, 11:33:25 pm »
'How does that feel you bitch?'' *I yell while im thrusting my pelvis harder and harder against Frith's body* *Looks SlothFather in the eyes* You're next you fucking slut! *keeps pounding friths half concious body* ''I can't take it anymore Senpai Barry'' frith says *Slaps him hard in the face* ''SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE'' I can hear Slothfather crying in the corner. *I pull my still erect penis out and cum all over frith's fedora and emit a moan* Frith starts to cry *Walks over towards slothfather with a still erect penis, dripping sperm on the path i walk* ''Are you ready for the D you jizz hungry ogre fuck'' *I grab slothfather and shove my massive donkey dick down his throat* I can hear slothfather cry now *Keeps pounding my dick into slothfathers mouth, dislocating his jaw* ''Youre no good to me now'' I yell. *Throws sloth on the ground* ''Ill have to finish myself'' *walks past frith crying on the floor and starts masturbating ferociously while emitting primal screams and barks* ''If you wan't something done, better do it yourself'' I snark to myself *I hold tight while heavily pounding myself*
The reg with the best memes by far. Not even a contest. Also decent at shooting I guess.
The best reg in the world apparently