Welcome
Greetings and salutations to you, denizen of the FSEgames forum.
As is known throughout the community of NW; lists are the fabric by which we are held together. They dictate our conduct, govern our memes, and give us infinite reasons to shit-post endlessly about a game which should have died years ago. They also serve as a stepladder to success. By ascending such a list you prove to your peers, both autistic and somewhat disabled, that YOU, and you alone, are the ultimate alpha-male. They facilitate a sense of pride and accomplishment, akin to that time your mother said you did really well in the kindergarten production of Hamlet, even though you were relegated to playing guard #2 as you couldn't even memorize the 2 paragraphs it takes to play Francisco, fucking Francisco, how the fuck could you not play Francisco you retarded piece of sh...
But I digress, so without further ado; it is my pleasure to present to you the first annual rendition of "So You Think You Can List"
(Editors Note: Lists and memes will be updated/added at the discretion of the drunk who wrote this, i.e me)
NA Duel List
*Alphabetical
(For purposes of clarification, the 'NA Duel List' will be tiered according to the top 5 hockey leagues around the world)
NHL (National Hockey League) 
Anthony (aka. Priesthony, AutoBlockthony, NoFapthony
Cwater (Cuntwater, Drunkwater, Cutewater)
Godfried (Goatfried, GodFraud, Rubbertree)
Runepkyz (Rune, Actual Chad, HOLY SHIT USE YOUR FUCKING MIC)
KHL (Kontinental Hockey League) BillTheButcher (BillTheBitcher, BillTheBenchwarmer, DramaQueenBill)
Fireboy (Fireboa, Fire-niggler [It's a word, no ban plx], Minority Report)
Jaxx (Wacc, Snacc, Bigboa)
Maniac (Maniwacc, Mani-never attack, Master up-baiter)
Matt (Chad-lite, KingCrony, Neanderthal)
Rafael (Weebaru, Weebarius primus, Least favorite Ninja Turtle)
Suns (S-key warrior, Succ, "Sun and Moon" by Jane Kenyon, 'Drugged and drowsy but not asleep' is how it feels to duel him)
Vetro (VetroGay, Whalestro, The Fridge)
Wastee (Wastee of oxygen, Wastee the Snake, Wastee of list space)
Yoloswag (Yolofag, Yolobad, Thinks he's black)
Yoshie (Yoshree, Saltshie, TREEshie)
SHL (Svenska Hockeyligan) Armada (Gaymada, Popeye, The Spanish Armada...after it sunk)
Horse (Whorse, Another anime nerd, Mr. Ed)
James (Gaymes, Jimmies, Second blackest white guy on this list)
Mikey (Mikey Mouse, Mikey D, Mike and Ike)
NickCole (N**Cole, Nickle, #1 Hillbilly)
Oatmeal (Goatmeal, OatBran, Honey Bunches of Oats)
Pedro (Pedo, Deportdro, Reason to re-elect Trump)
Pinoy (Pinot noir, Pinis, Pinnoyed)
Piktonsss (Pikshit, Piked first, Mr. Meta)
Puppytron (Crappytron, Tron at 25% speed, The Dog)
Risk (Takes no Risks, Discount Aslan, WHAT IS WITH ALL YOU WEEBS)
RussianFury (RussianFurry, YuriFury, Carried by LG/Atomic)
Sleek (Leek, Slick-Daddy, Toggles auto?)
AHL (American Hockey League) Amiranger (Ami Schumer, ranger.i.am, 2ndSAO alumni)
BabyJesus (BabyJugs, Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne, If mediocre had a name)
Cytiuz (Shityiuz, 7-0'edtyiuz, Sub-par Turkish keks)
FartKnocker (FartNog, Knock Knock where the kills, 63e Silver Boy)
Gavin (Gayvin, Gapin, Gavino Jose' Rodriguez Antonio III)
Ghostrider (Casper the friendly Ghost, Bargain-bin Godfraud, Nicolas Cage is cute)
Hawkince (******, Hawk-kiss the fist, Proof that ethnic-cleansing is justified)
Maple (Raple, Gayple, Aunt Jemima's)
Mexicant (Mexicunt, Mexi-can't block, ICE ICE baby)
RedViper (NoMedsViper, 2nd worst AfterShock, Watermelon <--- Ya'll GOT homies get it)
Rever (Senorita Rever, Por favor el taco, God damn there are almost as many Mexicans as weebs)
SM-liiga (Finnish Elite League) Double (Double-downs syndrome, Double the chocolatey trouble, Movement keys? Fucking movement keys?)
Firez (Autism, Autism, Seriously why tf did I pick you in 4v4 league you fucking reta...he's aight)
Glenn (Glenn Beck, Shady Glen, Mr. YT Money)
Goomba (Goombae, Goombad, Goomba STOMPED)
JerryO (Jerry O'Face, Ben and Jerry's, That guy with EU ping)
Moraine (LadyMoron, Moraine in the membrane, Not so closet weeb)
Nappy (Napster, Napkin, The Squid)
Sanders (Sanders CleGayne, Sandy Hook survivor, That one black kid who is actually capable of stringing together intelligible sentences)
Winters (Weedters, Biblethump, Jesus Christ Superstar)
Mites (8 and under) Chantakey (Chanta***, Pride of Southern incest, Beagle-Fucker Inc.)
Irish (4,845,525 Irish lads and lassies; 1 potato, VERY discount Liam Neeson, Irish’s How To Guide to S-keying With an Entire Regiment: For Dummies)
JollyCanadian (Whachu talkin aboot, JollyRancher, Le Canadien)
PapaBean (Daddy, Flicked my Bean, Killer Bean Forever 4k)
WindFlower (WaterFlower, WankFlower, Where my signatures at fuckboi?)
List-Legend 
= Player moved up/trending upwards
= Player moved down/trending downwards
= New Addition to the list
*ATTENTION: This list is by no means finished/a work-in-progress and will be updated once my buzz has worn off. In the meantime, feel free to throw shade and babyrage at your leisure. Please be advised that this list was painstakingly handcrafted by a platoon of slave-monkeys to ensure maximum triggering.*
Whilst you anxiously bide your time waiting to see where you will be placed on the list, keep an eye out for our upcoming list features!
Including (but not limited to)
"NA Autism Rankings"
"Alex Jones Anime Quotes: Rated by Song"
"Pringles Flavors Tier Listings"
Have a delightful day!
