Nickname: Kulouš (read Kulouš)
Real name: Unknown
Live in: The Czech republic, Hradec Králové, close to the Polish borders | *Czech flag*
Age: 19 - big boy
Regiment/s: 116th, 15th_YR
Blood type: The Czech superior one
His majesty master Kulouš
"Almost invincible NW player who has only few worthy opponents."- Kulouš
"Chamber master, disciple of his Lord Sticklitz." - Kulouš
"Everyday DDOSed by his jealous enemies." - Kulouš
"Super extremely smart and handsome guy." - Kulouš
Kulouš has been playing NW for almost three years and he has always been very talented guy. His knowledge of melee is inconceivably for most NW players. They usually ask him: "Oh my god, how is that even possible. How can you be such a handsome and skilled person?". He simply answers: "You know... Just eat a lot of spinach and you MAY be like me someday". His awesomeness exceeds every limits of all known. Also he has a lot of friends, few on Facebook, few on Steam,
not many in real life = a lot of friends. He is very polite person but sometimes his sister hacks into his accounts and types some trash-sentences.
How do I kill him then?Spoiler
Well, good question but there is not answer for it. You can't kill what is the best. Just few advices which MAY help you
- Try to be very lucky - Sometimes he meets some very lucky guy, very sweaty one who tryhards that much that he actually hits chamber, even tho he has no idea how. but it works sometimes.
- Try to be very tanky - This is very useful advice because he most likely doesn't kill you on the first stab, so if you survive his first 4 stabs, you may have chance that on the fifth one he pokes you and then you can easily land your insta-kill stab.
- DDOS him even harder - He plays NWWC and you have no chance to win the match if he joins his team? No problem, just make sure he gets over 100ms ping.
- Spam as much as you can and don't forget to kill your S key while doing this - If you have no idea how to chamber and from your thousands hours of experience you have learnt nothing but spam and S keying, well, use it and don't forget tell world what skillful melee style is it. If your S letter on your keyboard keeps slowly disappearing more and more you are doing it correctly. Be like Ja*ne (sorry for the star I had to make sure that I keep the person's name anonymous).
