Your forum signature leads me to believe that if you merced for the 00th, one of three things would happen:
1) You would attempt, at one point during the evening, to overthrow my Regiment and take my officers and the bulk of my men to form your own group.
2) A musician or two would be 'accidentally' murdered in the first round.
3) Around the 5 minute mark, I would have already received ten private messages demanding an apology and my instant resignation. Three of those messages would be from officers of other regiments.
