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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2013, 02:37:14 am »
Quote from: Sir Audiate on August 08, 2013, 11:27:29 pm
I had that experience when I was about-


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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2013, 02:41:22 am »
Quote from: Sir Audiate on August 08, 2013, 10:10:23 pm
The first time I saw porn was at about 6-7yo.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2013, 03:40:41 am »
 Great way to start off a thread.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2013, 01:08:02 pm »
What is porn?

Is it a cereal brand?
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2013, 02:06:53 pm »
Quote from: 1stNOG_IDF on August 09, 2013, 01:08:02 pm
What is porn?

Is it a cereal brand?

Yes.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2013, 05:45:21 pm »
Quote from: 1stNOG_IDF on August 09, 2013, 01:08:02 pm
What is porn?

Is it a cereal brand?

Porn Flakes? Pornie Krispies? They taste good. Like teen pussy.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2013, 06:07:58 pm »
Quote from: kpetschulat on August 09, 2013, 05:45:21 pm
Quote from: 1stNOG_IDF on August 09, 2013, 01:08:02 pm
What is porn?

Is it a cereal brand?

Porn Flakes? Pornie Krispies? They taste good. Like teen pussy.


Woah, woah, woah! Slow down.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2013, 06:25:57 pm »
Quote from: kpetschulat on August 08, 2013, 11:26:07 pm
I first discovered wanking it when I was a wee tot.

Quote from: kpetschulat on August 07, 2013, 02:09:59 pm
Vicky Vette the Viking?!!?? HAWT HAWT HAWT. Time to go to a pornsite and jerk it to this MILF. LOL.

Quote from: kpetschulat on August 09, 2013, 05:45:21 pm

Porn Flakes? Pornie Krispies? They taste good. Like teen pussy.

I think you need an ice cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2013, 06:28:25 pm »
I found out what porn was.

All I had to do was look in the nearest electrical appliance store:)
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2013, 06:58:40 pm »
Quote from: Burakkuada on August 09, 2013, 06:25:57 pm
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Quote from: kpetschulat on August 08, 2013, 11:26:07 pm
I first discovered wanking it when I was a wee tot.

Quote from: kpetschulat on August 07, 2013, 02:09:59 pm
Vicky Vette the Viking?!!?? HAWT HAWT HAWT. Time to go to a pornsite and jerk it to this MILF. LOL.

Quote from: kpetschulat on August 09, 2013, 05:45:21 pm

Porn Flakes? Pornie Krispies? They taste good. Like teen pussy.
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I think you need an ice cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP

I'm so misunderstood.  :'(
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2013, 08:35:27 pm »
Quote from: kpetschulat on August 09, 2013, 06:58:40 pm
All of us pervs are so misunderstood.  :'(
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2013, 08:48:06 pm »
So much for being retired, eh Audi-babe?
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2013, 08:49:36 pm »
 I came out of retirement a while ago... :-\

 Retirement can be temporary. "Quitting forever and ever" is the phrase I'd use if I wouldn't rejoin the game.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2013, 08:52:04 pm »
A while ago? Or just today... This is the first time I have seen you out of the retirement that you made very clear to me that would be a LONG time.
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Re: Goofy/SFW Erotica Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2013, 10:56:07 pm »
Lock him up and throw away the key.
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