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Offline Emperor Napoleon

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Awful Joke Thread
« on: March 06, 2013, 06:13:07 pm »

Just as the name sugests I suppose.

I will start:

Whos the smartest in the garden?

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The "Nome" it all!
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 08:58:22 pm »
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 09:20:38 pm »
Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?

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Because he's a fungi!
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 10:48:46 pm »
Where do pirates put their coats?

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On a hook!
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2013, 10:51:14 pm »
This joke.

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Get it?
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2013, 11:53:01 pm »
On the building site i saw a sign that read 'Wear Ear protection'

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That was sound advice
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 12:17:51 am »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To get to the other side!!
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 12:48:13 am »
These jokes are so bad, they're funny...
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 01:11:33 pm »
I was going to tell you a joke about paper.

Never mind... it was tearible
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 05:03:16 pm »
Theses are so bad Im going to make like a flower and leaf
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2013, 09:58:13 pm »
Hey, how bout we go back to my place and we can place house; You'll be the door and i'll slam yah.
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 04:44:34 am »
Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

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He didn't have the guts
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 12:51:31 pm »
Irish Joke:

If was a tractor and you were a field, I'd plow you any day!
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 04:06:22 pm »
Why couldn't Ben cross the road?

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Ben is a rock.
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Re: Awful Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 04:17:39 pm »
Do you know why pirates are pirates?

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Because they arrrrrrrrr
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