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The Woman-Folk Thread
« on: December 18, 2012, 02:53:10 am »
Because who doesn't like to talk about women!

Say whatever you want here: About your girlfriend, attempting-girlfriend, or just women-folk in general.






Begin:

You know that moment when you suddenly realize that you're out of your league only because she's out of your league, but not really?

Yeah. That mindblowing moment.

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2012, 03:31:32 am »
That moment when you're dating 2 girls, they are both awesome.
The one is sweet, a lot like myself(gamer), looks good, and lives close by
THe other one is sweet, maybe not very much like myself(but experience shows that it's a good thing lol), looking good, 2 years younger and lives quite far away.

And I can't really keep on dating them both... God damn it women!
"The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations."

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2012, 03:51:32 am »
CHOICES.

Make them.

Make them Wisely.

Do not fuck up.

And at all costs:

Do not let them meet.

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 05:42:15 am »
I had a girlfriend for ten minutes once....

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2012, 08:53:14 am »
I got a girlfriend, she's pretty sweet :)

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2012, 12:23:24 pm »
>Sees a girl that is cute
>I want to make a move
>I go for it
>Succes! we talk for a while
>We flirt
>She gives me her number
>Next day I see het with another boy
>Her boyfriend...
>FML
>Never talked to her since

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2012, 04:07:07 pm »
I've stared at a pictures of women online, I then went to bed and realized it was just myself alone. No object next to me could change the feeling except the wall. Wait I thought I posted this in the b'awww thread.

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2012, 04:17:28 pm »

I got a girlfriend, she's pretty sweet :)
Same  :D I meet her much like this.  :P
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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2012, 08:41:15 pm »
Im "macking" on a girl, well flirting and stuff.

I think I'm gold since I got her to laugh like an idiot in front of all her friends, plus we talk a lot.

I do pray it works out though.

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2012, 01:36:15 am »
Couldn't resist... :P
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypWaLxo32mE[/youtube]

As for myself, no one special at the moment...

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 01:57:24 am »
Banged some 24 year old final year student last week. Not much else going on other than that, 'til I return to shagland.
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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 09:34:49 am »
FML...Get a gf then this hot girl I used to wanna ask out, decides she likes me and tells me, and i'm like "Aaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaard...I have a gf now :s"

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 09:45:02 am »
FML...Get a gf then this hot girl I used to wanna ask out, decides she likes me and tells me, and i'm like "Aaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaard...I have a gf now :s"
Dont wear such skimmpy outfts then  ;)

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 01:56:39 pm »
Mosr akward thing ever... Watching the human centipede with ur gf.

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Re: The Woman-Folk Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 02:36:16 pm »
Mosr akward thing ever... Watching the human centipede with ur gf.
liek this if u crie evrytiem