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Title: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 03, 2019, 07:50:49 am
T1 - very retarded individuals (definitely have a terrible home life or mental disability)

MATT
Bill
Suns
Vetro
Bluenose
Moraine
voodoo
squirts
chantakey (hes from the south so thats an excuse in itself)
Deadeye
Ody
kuni
liquid
dante
Hawkince

T2 - kind of retarded individuals (probably have a terrible home life or mental disability)

wiki
candee
pinoy
gokuthekiller
oatmeal
predurrdurr
glukthewalrus
dj
dan the chef
cowlikenuts
marceaux
movement
king macbeth
montoya
Alexander
runepkyz
superb pedro (shocked that he isnt higher)
anthony
vortex
waste
lurvy
glenn
Cytiuz
Yoloswag

T3 - somewhat/slightly retarded individuals (mostly competent but sometimes have fits of "wth is up with this dude lol")

babyg
theodin
nickcole
conway
sanders
saintg
midnight
yoshie
raf
Krastinov
maple
jollycanadian
maniac
jorge
russianfury
crumbum
mexicant
Shinto

T4 - ironically retarded (Are fairly smart but act retarded for unknown reasons)

Risk
babyjesus
Bunsley
unitater
Fancypants
matlord
taehyun


100% unbiased and factually backed by a study of elite researchers from the University of California Santa Barbara

willing to take opinions
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Mexican on June 03, 2019, 07:55:49 am
if you have more than 2k hours in this game u r retarded
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 03, 2019, 07:59:23 am
if you have more than 2k hours in this game u r retarded

(https://i.gyazo.com/41a405873ba57b966c495e35de391f77.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/8674e1adc3aa851d3d6b166cb874df52.png)

phew i was worried for a sec

mexicant added 2 the list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Goomba_ on June 03, 2019, 08:13:39 am
if you have more than 2k hours in this game u r retarded

(https://i.gyazo.com/41a405873ba57b966c495e35de391f77.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/8674e1adc3aa851d3d6b166cb874df52.png)

phew i was worried for a sec

mexicant added 2 the list

better add yourself to it too then

https://web.archive.org/web/20160817103509/http://steamcommunity.com/id/th3lawbringer/

"I played a lot of Mount and Blade Warband NW. Still kinda do. I have over 2000 hours on it (Around half my hours on non-steam version). Most known for leading the 58eLigne and Neo-91st Highlanders. Now I'm in the IV Armee Korps and the 15th Regiment of Foot."

Care to explain this big guy?
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Pinoy12 on June 03, 2019, 08:15:16 am
great list ya got there!
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: ~Midnight~ on June 03, 2019, 08:27:41 am
I'm not sure if I should be offended that I'm on this list or honored that I'm on this list. ??? ???
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Moraine on June 03, 2019, 08:30:28 am
finally top on a list  8)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on June 03, 2019, 08:53:37 am
Don't mind me, just waiting for MATT to find this thread.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: sidney crosby on June 03, 2019, 10:24:37 am
i bet u were peeing sitting down while making this list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: fireboy on June 03, 2019, 01:54:40 pm
If you watch anime you should be Tier 1


I'm not sure if I should be offended that I'm on this list or honored that I'm on this list. ??? ???

Also move yolo and Cyriuz up a tier
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: QuinnML on June 03, 2019, 01:59:38 pm
All NA are tier 1 retards
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: VetroG on June 03, 2019, 01:59:49 pm
Don't mind me, just waiting for MATT to find this thread.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Dust on June 03, 2019, 02:06:34 pm
/sub
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Ry@n on June 03, 2019, 03:11:41 pm
Don't mind me, just waiting for MATT to find this thread.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: BabyJesus on June 03, 2019, 04:04:14 pm
Retards have more fun. It is known
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: ~NickCole~ on June 03, 2019, 04:32:26 pm
This list is pretty accurate not gonna lie. Chadbringer confirmed & RIP my boi VooCole.  :'(
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: MATT123456789 on June 03, 2019, 04:35:08 pm
im honored to be number 1
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: ShintoSkookum on June 03, 2019, 05:40:29 pm
>im not on this list

ok retard
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 03, 2019, 08:10:00 pm
If you watch anime you should be Tier 1


I'm not sure if I should be offended that I'm on this list or honored that I'm on this list. ??? ???

Also move yolo and Cyriuz up a tier

Care to say the justification for moving (((cytiuz))) and Yoloswag up a tier?


Also Shinto added
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Glenn on June 03, 2019, 08:31:09 pm
tier 2 I’m honored
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: BabyJesus on June 03, 2019, 08:33:19 pm
Cytiuz is a worse version of Pedro
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Runepkyz on June 03, 2019, 09:08:53 pm
Yolo has seizures if you dont let him merc for you. And he screams internally but you can actually hear it because he doesnt scream internally he just screams.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: QuinnML on June 03, 2019, 09:09:55 pm
Cytiuz is a worse version of Pedro

wtf anna kendrick looks are 6/10 tops, her voice is annoying as fuck and she isn't funny
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Lone on June 03, 2019, 09:57:08 pm
Where’s my man nickcole
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: fireboy on June 03, 2019, 10:18:19 pm
Yolo has seizures if you dont let him merc for you. And he screams internally but you can actually hear it because he doesnt scream internally he just screams.

Cytiuz is a worse version of Pedro
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 04, 2019, 01:05:01 am
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RETARDATION TIER LIST


(((Cytiuz))) (who we are unable to provide a picture for due to laws against photos of minors) will be moved up a tier in retardation after meticulous review from researchers and accumulated testimony from victims.

Yoloswag will also be moved up in retardation rank, as he has provided a differing experience to researchers during first hand observational study which then skewed average results.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Wastee on June 04, 2019, 01:37:30 am
:(
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Glenn on June 04, 2019, 01:38:34 am
:(

He’s not wrong, you eat crayons
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Puppytron on June 04, 2019, 01:41:54 am
?? this is slander

Ody is a god tier genius, anyone who thinks otherwise is the real turd brain.

Proof that he's alpha: posted dicks everywhere

Proof that he's a genius: quit NW and never looked back

move him to tier 5 you slobbering troglodyte
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Cwater on June 04, 2019, 01:45:59 am
?? this is slander

Ody is a god tier genius, anyone who thinks otherwise is the real turd brain.

Proof that he's alpha: posted dicks everywhere

Proof that he's a genius: quit NW and never looked back

move him to tier 5 you slobbering troglodyte
Can confirm Chody is our Oompa-Loompa statured deity
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: BabyJesus on June 04, 2019, 01:46:37 am
?? this is slander

Ody is a god tier genius, anyone who thinks otherwise is the real turd brain.

Proof that he's alpha: posted dicks everywhere

Proof that he's a genius: quit NW and never looked back

move him to tier 5 you slobbering troglodyte
wrong. Ody came back to NW for a little bit
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 04, 2019, 02:22:09 am
many times actually

Ody is by far one of the most retarded individuals ever to have been in the NA community

Ody also was warned to watch out and he didn't
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: MATT123456789 on June 04, 2019, 02:56:09 am
surely a fascination with pedophilia-esque anime warrants a spot on this list?

my metastudy has reached the conclusion that the research team are biased and using the appeal to authority fallacy(elite researchers from the University of California Santa Barbara) to justify their agenda furthering, spurious results.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Jakester on June 04, 2019, 04:22:18 am
really doing my boy jollycanadian like that damn
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: [M]ovement on June 04, 2019, 04:23:35 am
i love how im added to a NA list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: @theRealBluenose on June 04, 2019, 05:25:30 am
I am PROUD to be on Tier 1 of this melee list. Not even matt could do me such honor.  8)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 04, 2019, 06:41:11 am
surely a fascination with pedophilia-esque anime warrants a spot on this list?

my metastudy has reached the conclusion that the research team are biased and using the appeal to authority fallacy(elite researchers from the University of California Santa Barbara) to justify their agenda furthering, spurious results.

not entirely true as hebephilia was widely practiced in the days of old which shows it is biologically natural and was only shut out by advancing societal norms and culture


also this just in, a research team from New York University has similar findings
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Moraine on June 04, 2019, 09:46:15 am
this is the most accurate list ever made for NA
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 04, 2019, 01:43:46 pm
this is the most accurate list ever made for NA

Of course I’m one of the greatest analysts of all time supported by some of the best universities in America

I’m the only nw player to quit the game after leading the best at one point, become best PAM/EU/SEAO/SKorea (didn’t become best japan and lost to the best Taiwanese team in the grand finals of STL) in a different game and come back when I’m bored


That being said this is my top 15 best players currently (in no particular order(or is it?):

1 - Yoshie
2 - Runepkyz
3 - Yoloswag
4 - Maniac
5 - MATT
6 - Godfried
7 - Vetro
8 - Horse
9 - Fireboy
10 - Lawbringer
11 - Mexicant
12 - CWater
13 - Bill
14 - Pinoy
15 - Suns

Supported by researchers from the University of Toronto and supervised by Doctor Jordan Peterson

Anyone who disagrees is an incel
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: BabyJesus on June 04, 2019, 04:03:27 pm
Law is still bad at shadowverse. His team went to shit after I left smh
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Unitater on June 04, 2019, 06:59:13 pm
Yay I’m ironically retarded
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Runepkyz on June 04, 2019, 09:06:04 pm
Law knows Im the best pokemon online player ever. I've never lost.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Theodin on June 05, 2019, 11:47:05 pm
Weebs don’t deserve rights, but apart from that it’s a good list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: ~NickCole~ on June 06, 2019, 01:06:45 am
Weebs don’t deserve rights, but apart from that it’s a good list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Rutger Müller on June 06, 2019, 02:33:23 am
Ironically acting autistic to hide your extreme autism
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Jakester on June 06, 2019, 04:32:13 pm
Weebs don’t deserve rights, but apart from that it’s a good list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 06, 2019, 06:25:02 pm
Smh nickcole really out here lower than me when he can’t swear but uses racial slurs to his heart’s content?
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Hawkince on June 08, 2019, 06:54:29 am
the fact that i didnt make this list is a felony
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: MATT123456789 on June 08, 2019, 06:55:50 am
the fact that i didnt make this list is a felony
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 08, 2019, 09:57:32 pm
the fact that i didnt make this list is a felony

Sorry you are so retarded that I assumed you to be dead already and that it wouldn’t be nice of me to make fun of a dead retard


Hawkince added to T1
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: ~NickCole~ on June 09, 2019, 12:19:37 am
Smh nickcole really out here lower than me when he can’t swear but uses racial slurs to his heart’s content?
Ez pz
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Dom13WorstNW on June 09, 2019, 06:10:36 pm
Im upset that I didnt make this list.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on June 11, 2019, 01:11:28 am
ur weird but not retarded
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Krastinov on June 18, 2019, 05:56:30 am
bruh im tier 3 and i dont even know u
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Runepkyz on June 18, 2019, 05:22:12 pm
bruh im tier 3 and i dont even know u
But it's hard not knowing the furry. They really stick out.
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Krastinov on June 20, 2019, 07:08:54 am
bruh im tier 3 and i dont even know u
But it's hard not knowing the furry. They really stick out.

smh theres been no proof in the history of me being the best canadian meleer that i was ever a furry
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: aaawiki on July 28, 2019, 10:40:58 am
I can not believe i was not in tier 1.

Wow i will make myself more retarded!
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Windflower on July 28, 2019, 03:33:46 pm
I'm smart, I'm successful, and I am NOT a retard, Thanks Lawbringer.
Though I'd throw you in the "mostly competent but sometimes have fits of "wth is up with this dude lol" tier

also why is LiquidSkorpion a tier 1 retard?
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Voodoo on August 19, 2019, 07:11:03 pm
What is this Tier 1 BS... I just joined back after 2 years
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Voodoo on August 19, 2019, 07:12:59 pm
superb pedro Should be his own tier
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: cowlikenuts on July 05, 2021, 12:03:59 pm
this list was made when I had quit NW for 3 years
I'm glad to see my retardation from 2016 was remembered and recognized
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: fireboy on July 05, 2021, 01:19:40 pm
Update when????
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: [Stryker] on July 05, 2021, 06:14:32 pm
Update when????
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: LEVIS on July 06, 2021, 11:44:45 pm
Update when????
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: cowlikenuts on September 16, 2021, 08:06:14 pm
where update
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: BabyJesus on September 16, 2021, 09:31:40 pm
The only list where hawkince will be above me
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Godsworn Alexiel on September 21, 2021, 07:18:30 am
If your university has over a 50% acceptance rate or you unironically joined the military without a job that has transferrable skills

It's all over



If your parents are HNW individuals you are of course exempt from doom
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Fartknocker on September 21, 2021, 09:48:51 am
(https://gyazo.com/6e66bc89e931d83049172ad7bce31b65.img)

Me:
(https://c.tenor.com/YnizaZv-1TMAAAAC/patrick-star-dumb.gif)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: cowlikenuts on September 22, 2021, 12:20:45 am
(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1621849093043796082/0244E293F54CB03BD75ABD6D7E0BC94F8222A0EF/)

Me:
(https://c.tenor.com/YnizaZv-1TMAAAAC/patrick-star-dumb.gif)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: HuntehPetros on September 22, 2021, 12:45:06 am
(https://i.imgur.com/uRSPpG8.jpg)

Me:
(https://c.tenor.com/YnizaZv-1TMAAAAC/patrick-star-dumb.gif)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Theodin on September 22, 2021, 02:31:40 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/32e9dbe6d000de3df1efd10da9fb3661.png)
lets go
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: James. on September 22, 2021, 05:54:20 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/e2bafa270da917a223b862da36930fd5.png)

Me:
(https://c.tenor.com/YnizaZv-1TMAAAAC/patrick-star-dumb.gif)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Hawkince on September 24, 2021, 08:58:23 pm
If your university has over a 50% acceptance rate or you unironically joined the military without a job that has transferrable skills

It's all over



If your parents are HNW individuals you are of course exempt from doom

how do you like
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: MikeyBruh on September 24, 2021, 09:10:57 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/c91cc8b2de9c71392940580563ac4694.png)

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/479c959a6544500ac7b5ec769b357415457154ef/c=0-14-680-398/local/-/media/2017/04/14/USATODAY/USATODAY/636277278048295560-kendrick.jpg?width=660&height=373&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Hess on September 25, 2021, 02:56:34 am
im pretty retarded
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Windflower on October 07, 2021, 06:12:26 pm
If your university has over a 50% acceptance rate or you unironically joined the military without a job that has transferrable skills

It's all over



If your parents are HNW individuals you are of course exempt from doom
are you okay?
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Cytiuz on October 09, 2021, 06:26:30 pm
im pretty retarded
I completely understand
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Jorvasker on December 06, 2021, 11:53:15 pm
I'm offended I wasn't added to this list
Title: Re: [NA] retardation tier list
Post by: Mexican on December 09, 2021, 12:50:14 am
I'm offended I wasn't added to this list

hi dad