Add "[47th] Zebaad" for badass signatures like mine
ayyy
"*Gasp* What's that in the distance?" "Sir, I think it may be a message for Sam." *Messenger arrives* *Messenger gives message to Sam* *Sam reads message* "Dear Sam A.K.A. "SOLDIER_GUY", I hearby demote you to Recruit. Cheers, Zebaad.