Being an officer ain't all that jolly, either. Lots of paperwork and responsibility. The higher pay grade and privileges don't necessarily count up to that.
Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork, drink booze, paperwork, drink booze during paperwork, show up at some ball\social occasion to drink more booze and chase skirt\let the skirt chase you, or alternatively complain you had month's paperwork unfinished and you were dragged there, paperwork, more paperwork, drink booze, enjoy dysentery, get yelled the incompetent courier lost your message by your superior officer, more paperwork, realise the unit is in shoddy state, report, more reports and paperwork and booze, get yelled because your men showed up drunk, more paperwork, supervise the punishments tec, lose other your leg from knee and below thanks to a cannonball - or alternatively too many balls from muskets, enjoy field surgery, and if you survive enjoy more paperwork in non-combat duties, or get discharged.
Where can I sign up?