I'd stay at home and fuck all the wives of the idiots who went away fighting.
augy can't be conscripted in a sea of pussy
because he is a pussy
If i were living in the time of the napoleonic wars i would like to have been a hussar or a voltiguer.
However i am too tall to be a voltiguer
on the other hand i am way too smart to be a hussar, even though i abide by the laws of yolo
but i do get mad pussy which i hear hussars are good at
I'd rather be one of those pomp young guard chaps at the end of the day, best of both worlds