Can't wait for this forum to be entirely comprised of the ramblings of a degenerate weeb who is obviously unfit to touch a keyboard due to their love of animated children, and the pathetic baits of a neanderthalian chad-lite who suffers from an incurable case of narcissism which will eventually mutate, become airborne, and destroy humanity.
Humanity has had a good run, but it's time for this circus to end. When we begin to worship influential figures such as Boonk Gang and Supreme Patty, then it is evident that the towel needs to be thrown in.
The last redeemable act we can do as a species requires funding for the Musk. First, we will need Elon to strap thermonuclear devices deep into the Earth's ground, near the tectonic plates through a deep, DEEP drilling plan. Second, Elon, Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and NDT will embark upon a spacecraft for Mars, with their only intention being to land, pop a few beers, smoke a blunt, then die. All while this is happening, Humanity is having one last massive orgy fest, consisting of every single act of debauchery concievable by man's vast intellectual stockpile. Finally, after Elon has given an awe inspiring speech and kicked the bucket, his sudden heart stoppage will trigger the nuclear explosions, causing the faults to crack, subsequently releasing seismic waves that unleash earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions across the globe, killing everything. Eventually, the atmospheric layers will be annihilated, and the once stunning Mother Earth will be reduced to a pile of desolate rock.
We will fuck the planet anyways, so let's make it a fun blast.
