Irish, English, Scottish, Ukrainian, Finnish, and Iroquois blood...
I have three names, with the middle being my father's, in the Irish tradition, and all three are supposedly Irish. If I were a medieval Gael, I would have both a Mac and an Ua to separate them. But all three are actually not Irish at all; my given name is potentially French, my middle name is Biblical and my last name comes to Gaelic by way of a Viking prince from a backwater island off the western coast of Scotland. My father's attempt to project his ethnic pride is deliciously ironic, since I am living proof that he has no culture, he is an not an Irishman, and the diaspora is a ignorantly self-destructive. My mother's background consists of only a few words and phrases her grandfather taught her, and they are in Swedish instead of Finnish.
I am, at most, a Canadian, but in practice I do not consider myself to be anything at all.