Crapule à la tomate

[Colonel Howe]

One ring ring to rule them all. Deutschland is here.

One swastika to rule them all

Germany: "Hey France"
France: "Oui?"
Germany: "I see you got a Maginot line, that's a nice way to protect yourself"
France: "Oui"
Germany: "But you know what I got?"
France: "What?"
Germany: "PLANES."
France: "NO GERMANY PLS STAPH YOU'RE TOO STRONG WITH YOUR ARYAN BEUATY NNOOOO"
Germany: "jajajaja you like that bitch?"
France: "vive...vive la patrie..."

#FuckingMasterStrategum1940 #WhatTheFuckIsaPlane

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[Turin Turambar]

How ironic, you have hammer and sickle in your avatar and a swastika in your post.

[Colonel Howe]

How ironic, you have hammer and sickle in your avatar and a swastika in your post.

I also have a French Rev sig. Jesus fuck Christ I'm just a pot of hypocrisies

[Shredder]

Silly American trix are for sutherners.

[Erik le Rouge]

Du courage et hauts les cœurs,
Sus à l'Anglais mes seigneurs

[Dusan]

Deutsch

[Shredder]

Deutschland Über alles in der walt

[Riddlez]

Deutschland Über alles in der walt

Walt? Ich hoffe, dass du 'Welt' bedeutest.

[Erik le Rouge]

Deutschland Über alles in der walt

After France

[Shredder]

lol I know 0 Spanish and 0 German.

[Turin Turambar]

Deutsch

[Dusan]

Deutschland Über alles in der walt

After France

good joke brah