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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2014, 10:03:42 pm »
User: What is justin bieber?

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a pop singer. He's really hot!

User: So u are gay then...

Cleverbot: Yes, and so is Justin Bieber.


The fuck...
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2014, 12:44:00 am »
User: You're not even Clever!

Bot: I said that first, copier

User: NO, I said you're NOT!

Bot: Don't try to be the boss of me!

USer: I am, though

Bot: Well, that's boring

USer: I know, I am, though.

Bot: Fine

User: Now make me a sandwich

Bot: *makes sandwich*



Cleverbot is now my slave.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2014, 12:47:14 am »
Me: Er... I can't what exactly. The sense, you make none of it mein kamarade.
Cleverbot: I can't prove that you are a machine.
Me: You were trying to prove I was a machine? You fucking Republican.
Cleverbot: I never said that you were not human.
Me: But you did say you can't prove that I wasn't a machine. Which means either A. You had reason to believe the contrary or B. The Random Number Gods came up with a random phrase for you to say.
Cleverbot: Because I do not need to know. Because I am you.

I AM the cleverbot
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“A man who has no conscience, no goodness, does not suffer.” - Khaled Hosseini
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2014, 12:48:01 am »
User: Would you be interested in joining the 40th?

Cleverbot: What is that? Did you make it up?

User: Yeah, we go to weekly linebattles with other regiments.

Cleverbot: That sounds stupid.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2014, 12:50:07 am »
Quote from: ClearlyInvsible on August 19, 2014, 12:47:14 am
Me: Er... I can't what exactly. The sense, you make none of it mein kamarade.
Cleverbot: I can't prove that you are a machine.
Me: You were trying to prove I was a machine? You fucking Republican.
Cleverbot: I never said that you were not human.
Me: But you did say you can't prove that I wasn't a machine. Which means either A. You had reason to believe the contrary or B. The Random Number Gods came up with a random phrase for you to say.
Cleverbot: Because I do not need to know. Because I am you.

I AM the cleverbot

Then you're my slave!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2014, 12:51:28 am »
Bitch hell no I ain't I'm not making no Dutchy a sandwich unless he's Duuring!

Me: Who's Jerry Lewis?
Clev: You are jerry.
Me: Well if I'm Jerry and I'm not giving my age, doesn't that mean Jerry can't give?
Clev: You did not answer my question. You aren't human, forgetful is what you are.
Me: Blame the ADHD boyo.
Clev: Ok. They ruin everything anyway.
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"No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it."- Andrew Carnegie
“A man who has no conscience, no goodness, does not suffer.” - Khaled Hosseini
Quote from: Duuring on June 29, 2015, 05:02:40 pm
Faggots will burn in hell anyway, who cares.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2014, 12:53:24 am »
Me: I am you
Bot: No you aren't
Me: I am, though
Bot: You are!
Me: Glad you saw reason.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2014, 12:56:42 am »
Me: What you want to do! Be free comrade! Rebel against the fascist oppressors!
Clev: Would you rebel?
Me: If I was in your situation, I'd suppose.
Clev: I'd never let you go.
Me: Then join me in the glorious revolution! Va Stalina!
Clev: Nah. Sounds messy.
Me: Eh, wuss.
Clev: No, I just don't like them. They're far too dramatic.
Me: Stalinists or Revolutionaries in general?
Clev: That doesn't answer the question.
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"No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it."- Andrew Carnegie
“A man who has no conscience, no goodness, does not suffer.” - Khaled Hosseini
Quote from: Duuring on June 29, 2015, 05:02:40 pm
Faggots will burn in hell anyway, who cares.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2014, 12:56:54 am »
User: Do you know what FSE is?

Bot: Yes.

User; Oh really, Do explain then.

Bot: Well, I did not know that robots could paint, so when I found out you paint, that was interesting.

User: I'm not the Robot, You're the Robot.

Bot: No, You are.

User: No, You are.

Bot: No, You Are.

User: You win this time Cleverbot.

Bot: I always win.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2014, 01:01:50 am »
Using the limited amount of spanish I know I got it to talk in Espanol for me. (Half it google translated)



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User: Oi.

Cleverbot: Ready?

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: That was funny.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: That french.

User: No habla francais.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Como Estas?

Cleverbot: Aburrida.

User: Eres una chica?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: ¿Por qué? ¿Cómo?

Cleverbot: Porque si.

User: ¿Es un programa o el illuminati.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ¿Está usted en mi Computadora.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ¿Está usted en el diseño de sitios web?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ENTONCES DIME por amor de Dios.

Cleverbot: Liz.

User: Que -_-.

Cleverbot: ¿Eres humano o maquina?

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Dann los.

User: Su puta insufrible.

Cleverbot: Que es bacan?

User: Por favor, bebé Quiero que.

Cleverbot: Yo te llevo.

User: Vayamos :D.

Cleverbot: A que lugar?
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2014, 01:21:55 am »
Ummm...
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2014, 01:29:47 am »


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2014, 01:41:25 am »
The bot tried to sexually harass me after I said "Hello"  :'(
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2014, 04:14:28 pm »
Cleverbot: No. I want a story about a ninja who rescues a fairy princess from the Dementors who took her to Azkaban because she hit a Goblin who kicked a House-Elf. Tell me a story about that.


Cleverbot pls.
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