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The Mess Hall / the king is back
« on: December 13, 2019, 01:40:22 am »
kiss my toes peasants i rule supreme over mount and gourd melee. knee down and suckle my knuckle in deference to my supple skills

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i've seen a lot of melee threads with speculation on current rankings. as someone deeply involved in the competitive nw scene i will put all questions to rest. here are the correct ratings. the numbers would be higher but i cant count any higher

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94 - lmao
92 - their internet wiener is large but not the largest 8(
93 - probably hacking
90 - cool ranch dressing
88 - 19
87th - cool reggerment
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i will update this list every minute from now until october 33th  . please only construction criticism, do not be mean. my ego is very fragile since my ethernet wiener is very tiny.

remember this is the correct ranking. every list made so far is just copying me, please sue them for slander. thank you and have an adequate or mediocre day.

sincerely,
yours truly

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / NA1-MadisonIvy-tking
« on: January 19, 2014, 05:20:12 am »
Name of the server you were on: NA1
Name of the person causing trouble: MadisonIvy
Nature of their offense: Multiple tks
Time and date of their offense: 8:00 ish PM Pacific
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question. Witness/victim
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)
Sadly I did not screenshot any of the tks but the logs will show MadisonIvy tking at the start of a round, shooting an afk teammate in the head at around 7:50-8:00. Then, at about 8:15 I was trotting away from spawn on my arty horse, which was shot by MadisonIvy, and after I asked the admin to slay him for twing and tking, I was shot and killed by him. A minute or two later, he went on a killing spree and was kicked from the server for tks.

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / NA-1 Ban Request IVe_45e_Rec_Spitch300
« on: September 22, 2013, 08:05:49 am »
Name of the server you were on NA-1
Name of the person causing trouble IVe_45e_Rec_Spitch300
Nature of their offense Unprovoked teamwounding and tking
Time and date of their offense 11:00 Pacific
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question. Victim/Spectator
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)

-1 score
Teamwounding with a shovel
Teamkilling (with an axe)
I follow him, see what he does, turns out he teamwounds then teamkills me
First attack
Prepares for second attack
Teamkills me and is kicked for teamkilling

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Ban Request-NA1 Charles_Durand
« on: August 08, 2013, 10:12:44 pm »
Name of the server you were on: NA-1
Name of the person causing trouble: 59th_Rec_Charles_Durand
Nature of their offense: Twing/attempted tk
Time and date of their offense: 1:00 PM Pacific
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question: Victim
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)

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After he had first Twed me I lost my temper and slashed him back, this shows him circling in again and my depleted health bar
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=167845726 
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Flurry of attacks which I all block thankfully
Thankfully an enemy trots up and kills him before I mess up my block

This all began about 30 secs before the pics, I was standing up on that hill, not paying much attention to the game. When I glance up several times to make sure I am alright, I notice a teammate, and choose to do nothing. Then, when I get back to the game, I see him just about to swing me, at which point I quickly move away, dodging his slash. The logs will show he said things like "just kidding" afterwards, and I decide to give him the benefit of the doubt, but do warn him not to tw. At this point, I was moving off of the hill, on its rocky side, where he then decides to run up to me and slash me, dealing the damage shown in the picture. He then says somehting like "just kidding", or "lol" again, which really pissed me off, prompting me to take a very large swing at his head with my sword, obviously greatly hurting him. The rest is shown by the pictures, and for documentation's sake, he did also try to shoot me. I probably shouldn't of retaliated, but at least I did not attack him again. I have never before seen/known this person, no idea why he would try to tk me.

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / NA-1 Ban request Beanislegend
« on: August 05, 2013, 07:58:19 am »
Name of the server you were on: NA-1
Name of the person causing trouble: Beanislegend
Nature of their offense: Tking
Time and date of their offense: 6-9PM Pacific
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question: Bystander
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)




Close up

The tks of Koopa/Flipper were obviously all on purpose, given Beans's squabble with Koopa, and for the third, vigilante actions are still against the rules. It's bothersome that he starts stuff, (in this case by tking Koopa without any prior provocation or interaction), ruining the game for others. I'll take a wild stab in the dark and guess that Beans will say below that Koopa nonstop trolls him, despite the fact that the logs will prove this to be false and that the matter has already been discussed thoroughly. Beans has been shown to have no desire to end the squabble, and it is really starting to effect the game for other people.

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Unban Request: Koopa_Troopa*
« on: June 14, 2013, 10:09:29 am »
Name under which you were banned Koopa_Troopa*
Server(s) you are banned from NA_1
What was happening when you got banned *I was going under the name of Koopa_Troopa to protest his ban, which happened about 15 minutes prior, through subtle hints, got banned for having his name. I thought that it would be obvious that I was not him, considering that my face was totally wrong, but apparently not. It was dumb but definitely not a bannable offense.
Time and date: 12:55 PM
Timezone PST
User Identification Number* Don't have

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Ban Request-NA1 Sippi
« on: June 07, 2013, 12:32:06 pm »
Name of the server you were on: NA1_Official
Name of the person causing trouble: Sippi
Nature of their offense: Trolling, destroying fortifications, teamwounding, tking, general assery
Time and date of their offense: June 7 1:45-3:00Northwest US time (No admins on, this started right after Pip left)
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question: Recipient of all this
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)

As I'm playing, the list just gets longer and longer.
This is simply inexcusable
It's getting harder and harder to think straight, it's just so unbearable.
Lost my temper, tked them both, apologies for breaking rules
Sippi just autobanned, still going to post. 3:06 Tked me 3 rounds straight.

This began with me building random plank towers, on which he would stand at key points and kick at those who got near. I asked him to stop, told him he was being an ass, and when he persisted, I kicked him off. Then, he proceeded to actively kick/punch me, and when i kicked him off again, he began to destroy the planks that I was making, and he got his buddy to help him. By this point, I was rather fed up with it, as they would simply not stop breaking the fortifications and trolling me, so I did react, slashed one with a sapper axe, and was teamkilled by the other.

By this time the next map had begun, on which i told him rather forcefully that he was being an ass and had to stop it, warning him that I would get fed up with it. When I tried to build the plank tower, he simply continued to destroy the fortifications, and I attacked him, being very pissed off, but he killed me. The next round, I had to quit, but when I rejoined, I did tk him, but then his partner tked me. Following this, I decided that it was not right to tk him, and instead let him tk me. This is where the bulk of my evidence is, and is still coming.

For the next MANY games, I have not done anything, but write this ban request, and warn him that he will be banned if he continues to do this, which he has.
For this reason, I'll just post the screens in a somewhat random. Sorting through 80 images of this and ordering them is really just something I don't want to have to deal with. I apologize in advance for the order, as it might raise questions about what was happening, but I hope that I answered them in my description of this.
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113178

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113174

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113161

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113143

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113135

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113125

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113115

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113120

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113107

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113060

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113052

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113019

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151113010

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112969

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112888

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112862

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112851

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112844

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112844

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151112826
^top of log is 1st encounter

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110533

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110526

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110516

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110498

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110481

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110363

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110358

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=151110326

Here's the pic of me tking them both, in the log. They had been relentlessly teamwounding and tking Thurston Renton for the past few games, and also me, of course, I got fed up with it. 2:56



I wish I could find the log that shows me tking one, but I don't know where it is.
For the record, I did have the intent to teamkill Sippi on the first map, with the plank towers, when he first started to troll me. I somewhat apologize for that, but I do recognize that it is against the rules. In fact, only because of recent ban requests that have hit close to home I took the photographs. In all honesty, normally I would have downright teamkilled him over and over and over and over again.

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These only go to 2:33, he continued to tk and such for the next half hour. This has been the absolute worst experience I have ever had playing this game. If I do need to post more pics to support my claim, I can nearly match the screens I've sent in so far with new ones.

I admit that I was very reactionary and easy to provoke, but the simple fact that I was teamkilled for over 45 minutes without struggling or trying to kill them shows his malice. Please perma ban him.....

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