The Issue
Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Ottomenia's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
One of the ways to solve it:
"John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."
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