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ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD* UPDATED
« on: November 03, 2021, 01:01:58 am »
0. Me being in 10C (shadey suggestion)
1. Voluble screaming at his sister
2. Python
3. Elsse
4. Extazz
5. Shadey
6. Every statue
7. Achilles
8. Jakob’s monitor
9. “Oh my god how did I poke”
10. French players saying cringe things
11. Joining the 45thN for one RGL after 92nd falls apart
12. Announcing your retirement and then playing another 2000 hours
13. The round is long but the choke is longer
14. “Okay guys don’t worry I’m gonna focus now” in the NWWC final
15. “Ft7 me pussy”
16. All the gays
17. Chuckster
18. No fap challenge
19. Uni being CR forever
20. Accepting that Ogok has auto block but letting him play anyway
21. Vegi somehow finding enough mercs for RGL every year even though they all hate him
22. Dren isn’t actually french
23. The guy who said to play passive being first picked straight after
24. 15thYR basically just being Gi shouting at autistic children
25. 13e being a french reg that aren’t french (rename to 13th when)
26. 55th reforming and somehow being even more toxic than they were before
27. Bagins getting first picked by Gi after saying “do you know who I am”
28. Casual racism
29. People rating awful players
30. Boring players
31. All the edgy kids trying to be toxic
32. The Fietta, Gibby, Blitz love triangle (we need a tv show on this)
33. 15th being the worst practice team ever but somehow pulling it out for tournaments
34. 45th being the best practice team ever but somehow crumbling in tournaments
35. Price making regs for a month at a time
36. The constant threat of a movement reg
37. That deep sinking feeling when you just know you have to listen to uni say purple burglar alarm
38. Coco messaging people the moment he sees they’re back on the game after a month away
39. The over-representation of gays in the NW community
40. Axiom with the “LETS GO” being the best hype
41. The entire NA scene
42. Speaking fluent German by repeating PW phrases (danke Lorraine)
No argument or discussion
« Last Edit: April 13, 2022, 02:27:41 pm by Alf »
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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2021, 01:04:57 am »
I hope you slip and twist your ankle

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2021, 01:05:32 am »
I hope you slip and twist your ankle

Mad because not top 10
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar when the pink horses galloped across the sea.

Let your intentions be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you range, fall like a thunderbolt - Zeyden cringelord

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2021, 01:05:44 am »
Where is fietta, me and gibby?

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2021, 01:06:31 am »
Where is fietta, me and gibby?

Sorry there can be only one gay in the village at a time please wait for update
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar when the pink horses galloped across the sea.

Let your intentions be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you range, fall like a thunderbolt - Zeyden cringelord

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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2021, 01:06:48 am »
Where is fietta, me and gibby?

Sorry there can be only one gay in the village at a time please wait for update
That’s it! I’m making a gay list

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2021, 01:07:50 am »
I can't believe I didn't make it :'(

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2021, 01:08:46 am »
I can't believe I didn't make it :'(

NAs are not real therefore not eligible
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar when the pink horses galloped across the sea.

Let your intentions be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you range, fall like a thunderbolt - Zeyden cringelord

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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2021, 01:10:05 am »
I can't believe I didn't make it :'(

NAs are not real therefore not eligible
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2021, 01:17:48 am »
American doesn’t exist cuz the world if flat

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2021, 02:58:06 am »
1. Voluble screaming at his sister

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2021, 11:51:49 am »
Finally, a negative list I am not on...
Knightmare is from Albania, no?
Sorry, I can't accept this team.

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2021, 11:59:19 am »
Can’t believe extazz hyping up Ilypa, to then get first picked is not on there!

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2021, 12:00:26 pm »
solid

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Re: ALFs LIST *OFFICIAL* *WORLD RECORD*
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2021, 12:19:49 pm »
This is like my old list but TERRIBLE. gj alfie
« Last Edit: November 03, 2021, 12:22:09 pm by Rikkert »