Je grammatica is beneden de maat kerel. Daar moet je nog even aan werken!
Man I just lived in your country for like 3 months (I miss the Frikandel Speziaal).
It was a joke it was mostly fine, and really good for someone that is not Dutch.
Hoop has two o's and we don't capitalize verbs or generally anything but names and starts of the sentence.
The rest is fine, especially in the south of the Netherlands.