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Offline Krotan

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« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2013, 04:15:47 pm »
His grandson still seeks revenge

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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2013, 04:23:35 pm »
With a dildo bat
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2013, 06:30:37 pm »
Now a jew came

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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2013, 06:32:47 pm »
named McJuden

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« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2013, 07:43:13 pm »
and left to never be seen again so Mr. Fredrickson inquired at the....
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2013, 07:45:09 pm »
local Wacky Warehouse (Ball pit play area) and asked . . .

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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2013, 07:46:33 pm »
where is the big didlo?

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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2013, 08:30:24 pm »
"In my rape shed" He said.
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2013, 12:41:05 am »
Frederickson cried for a good 4 hours

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« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2013, 12:44:44 am »
Mainly because there was no lube

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« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2013, 01:55:38 am »
And not one break during the whole thing
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2013, 04:20:11 pm »
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(this is not a continued story sentence, so don't continue this plz if  you're thinking this is :P)

Well,  i've written the whole story together
so you don't have to read it per page, so this will be easier to continue the story =)

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Once there was a man who goes to the park, and finds a hole. That he swiftly penetrates.
And he finds... A big dildo covered in nutella, used by peter to. To pleasure his sheep.
One sheep was called Schneider. Right after he wanted to pleasure his sheep Schneider, he had a visit from a guy
named Tavington who recruits him for his regiment. His regiment is the Waffen SS, that disbanded...
Due to the over sodomization of altar boys. The altar boys wanted the peanutbutter, but Tavington...
Gave it all to his horse. The horse then threws up the peanutbutter onto peter.

Who then used it fuel the 60th rapetrain, wich didn't work out anyway. This was because a wizard named
Hitler decided that child porn should be legal, so he could fap and penetrate sheep all day with his dad's lube.
But then he shocked what he saw with 40 000 Volts, powered by a child labor factory in Uganda. The
factory blew up, then Sarah Palin came rushing out; her head on fire. She then lept into a pond and met
the mango band who started their famous pelvic power lifting competition. With a grand prize of four hundred.

Thoroughbred Welsh Higland Sheep. They are well known for...Being worshiped. Unfortunately,
The world found out Hitler had a lost Grandson, so he'd decided to a declare crusade against all world,
wich rid the world of retards. And now everyone lives in peace but... His grandson still seeks revenge; with a
dildo bat. Now a jew came; named McJuden, and left to never be seen again so Mr. Fredrickson inquired at the
local Wacky Warehouse (Ball pit play area) and asked: 'Where is the big dildo? "In my rape shed" He said.
Frederickson cried for a good 4 hours; mainly because there was no lube. And not one break during the whole thing.
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2013, 06:12:09 pm »
'extreme gape' would be the best phrase to describe this moment.
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2013, 09:19:22 am »
and when he finally ascended from the depths of the rape shed
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Re: Making Story -Thread'
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2013, 09:27:17 am »
he found Hitler stuffing his face with a rib sandwich.