The title suggests I'm making fun of war, but I am not. I wanted to know about any WWII or WWI jokes. I know there are thousands out there, mostly about the French,Italians,and Polish
Here are 3:
A Pole was asked if he had to shoot a German and a Russian, whom would he shoot first, The reply: 'Naturally the German!' *Why?' 'Bo najpierw obowiązek, potem przyjemność! (Because duty comes first, then pleasure!).
The German army HQ receives news that Mussolini’s Italy has joined the war.
“We’ll have to put up 10 divisions to counter him!” says one general.
“No, he’s on our side,” says another.
“Oh, in that case we’ll need 20 divisions."
As it became clear that Germany was losing the war and Allied bombing started wiping out German cities, the country turned to bitter sarcasm:
“What will you do after the war?"
"I’ll finally go on a holiday and will take a trip round Greater Germany!”
“And what will you do in the afternoon?”
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