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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:04:43 pm »


The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago*.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken — The Church of FSM is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2016, 08:53:55 pm »
One of my teachers is actually a priest for this religion. He got a certificate online and everything
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2016, 10:11:59 pm »
so what now?

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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2016, 10:30:05 pm »
Start worshiping!

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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2016, 06:08:42 pm »
"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers"

Are you sure you don't mean "With thousands if not millions of devout worshippers"?

Also, this thread is bad.

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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2016, 01:18:49 pm »
Aww my little viagra joined ehm
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2016, 01:49:27 pm »
Not really I just find it funny :P

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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2016, 03:44:04 pm »
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2016, 08:55:36 am »
I love the picture :D



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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2016, 07:39:08 pm »
There was one I made but people seem to ignore it.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2016, 11:53:46 pm »
Sad ;(