Sunday:
Bianco shows up to the siege event high “yo guys I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow because I have a ton of math homework and I’m here playing this shit”
Me “just call in sick they are obligated not to question you”
Bianco “idk I was gonna call in and say I got into a car crash cuz it’s super snowy outside”
Bianco actually decides to go to work the next day and gets in a literal car crash on his way there
LMFAO