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« on: December 08, 2015, 08:59:52 pm »
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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 09:01:01 pm »
his name was whity was a brown skinned poolar bear

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 09:01:46 pm »
On his way back from school two scary white bears appeard

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2015, 09:02:32 pm »
the white bears disliked whity because he was brown

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2015, 09:03:03 pm »
One day Whity's grandma, Dindu asked him to go to the store to buy prune juice for her aching bones

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2015, 09:04:24 pm »
but while walking to store he heard: "Wanna buy some memes?"

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2015, 09:05:20 pm »
He turned around and to his fear, there was yoda

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2015, 09:06:57 pm »
"A polar bear you are not, for brown your skin is. A Grizzly you are!" said Yoda.

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2015, 09:30:18 pm »
"No I am a real polarbear!" said Whity.
Dat kid who put up a global banlist back in Betty's times.
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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2015, 10:42:27 pm »
Whity bites of yodas head and continued walking to the store and in his pocket he has yodas illegal memes

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2015, 11:17:49 pm »
Whity shoves those salty memes up his ass to stimulate love, for he is lonely
Fuck off, Nazi scum

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2015, 11:19:15 pm »
but then he noticed his neighbour filming him secretly across the street
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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2015, 04:58:04 pm »
Whity ignores this and continues to the store. He goes to buy an autobiography about memes but realize he doesn't have enough money. He instead pays with the illegal Yoda memes. When he walks out of the store, he trips over.

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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2015, 05:01:38 pm »
and falls into the cleavage of an oversized black woman who is on her way to a BLM protest
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Re: A story about a polar bear
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2015, 05:25:58 pm »
"OY GEVALT" yelped Whity as he stumbled and his spaghetti slipped out of his Adidas tracksuit pockets. It's a real life yeti!