Hey monopoly cash is hard earned, you know how many familys have been ripped apart with a monopoly board in the middle.
One time I offered a kid $2500 for a last slot I needed to control an entire color during a Monopoly game. The son of a bitch still refused giving it up to me. Fuck that fag he was like "haha if it was real money lolz but its just a game chill out lol haha im keeping this slot lol" I wanna spoon his eyes out, that fucking pizza-faced son of a bitch. Almost confused him to something straight outta Pizza Hut's oven.
Everyone else that was playing that game wanted to fucking cut his nuts off and use it as their mistletoe for christmas