I am CheeseDealer, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the bump of his regiment's thread?
'No!' says the non-interventionist lurker, 'Let natural selection decide the best.'
'No!' says the pessimist, 'It doesn't change anything anyway.'
'No!' says the irritated one, 'Go to hell with your bump!'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose to... bump.