Glorious Anglo Thread

[Wigster600]

That is a horrible attempt at putting English history into a story.

England was England before the Normans showed up for one thing.

[Ser Thomas]

I feel the white man's burden.

[Akko]

A long, long time ago, Germany had a child. Sadly, Germany was too occupied with other things, so he sent the child away to look after it's own. the child was banished into a land far away, where the evil Dr. Celt dwelled. After many years, the child managed to beat Celt and drove him away, claiming his territory. For many years, he then lived alone, isolated and without any friends.

Then one day Scandinavia came to visit him. The child was rejoiced, he found a friend! However Scandinavia was not a nice friend, constantly beating the child if he didn't listen to him. One day however, the child had decided it was enough and fought back. It was a hard fight, but Scandinavia finally decided to leave Germany Jr. alone. Germany Jr. was now a man, but a lonely man. His stormy friendship with Scandinavia left him scarred forever.

Then one day a fierce young woman came to Germany Jr. lands. Her name was Madame Normandy, the bastard daughter of Monsieur France and Jarl Denmark. After his battle with Scandinavia, our hero was cautious. However, the madame proved to be extremely strong for such a small and ignsificant looking creature. Germany Jr. surrendered, gave up his home to her and he lived as her subject for many years.

But in these days they had started to share feelings for each other. In the end, Normandie and Germany Jr. married and had a child of their own. They called this child: England.

I would hardly call the Saxons German. Seeing as the closest relative of English is Frisian.

[joer5835]

Jeez people, I just made that for the lolz. I am quite aware that it isn't accurate.

[Akko]

Jeez people, I just made that for the lolz. I am quite aware that it isn't accurate.

You think you can just come in here and not be serious? It's not like it's the Mess Hall.

Oh btw, the kraut is creeping around our glorious thread. Keep your eyes peeled, brothers.

[Turin Turambar]

It is always gut to know was ze Tommys are conspiring.

[Erik le Rouge]

Rosbeefs

[Akko]

Rosbeefs

Frogs

[Colonel Howe]

Greeks r better

Do civilization right, do it with little boyz

[Dainyel]

Greeks r better

Do civilization right, do it with little boyz

Fuck little boyz, we got tea wasteman

[Erik le Rouge]

Do civilization right, do it with little boyz

Fuck little boyz

Ye that's what he meant

[Turin Turambar]

I see what you did there.

[Akko]

Greeks r better

Do civilization right, do it with little boyz

Dirty Greeks

[Dainyel]

Greeks r better

Do civilization right, do it with little boyz

Dirty Greeks

Is it truly their fault or were children sexier back then?

[Colonel Howe]

Childs are sexy in any age