A long, long time ago, Germany had a child. Sadly, Germany was too occupied with other things, so he sent the child away to look after it's own. the child was banished into a land far away, where the evil Dr. Celt dwelled. After many years, the child managed to beat Celt and drove him away, claiming his territory. For many years, he then lived alone, isolated and without any friends.
Then one day Scandinavia came to visit him. The child was rejoiced, he found a friend! However Scandinavia was not a nice friend, constantly beating the child if he didn't listen to him. One day however, the child had decided it was enough and fought back. It was a hard fight, but Scandinavia finally decided to leave Germany Jr. alone. Germany Jr. was now a man, but a lonely man. His stormy friendship with Scandinavia left him scarred forever.
Then one day a fierce young woman came to Germany Jr. lands. Her name was Madame Normandy, the bastard daughter of Monsieur France and Jarl Denmark. After his battle with Scandinavia, our hero was cautious. However, the madame proved to be extremely strong for such a small and ignsificant looking creature. Germany Jr. surrendered, gave up his home to her and he lived as her subject for many years.
But in these days they had started to share feelings for each other. In the end, Normandie and Germany Jr. married and had a child of their own. They called this child: England.