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We are a friendly, professional and skilled regiment full of enthusiastic individuals! We at Chefs of Swaziland inc. would like to offer you an one time deal! Joining us in our linebattle goodness, you have to pay 7 small payments of 57 shekels each! Make sure that you log on for all events, not even ours, 45 minutes early because fuck you. Hopefully you do not join and have a wonderful life without us needing to know you!
xoxo -Dan


The Chefs of Swaziland was originally created by Dan the Chef and Jak Sherman as a French-speaking regiment under that name of Chef's Own Artillery. The Chefs of Swaziland have defeated multiple foes in different games. Most notably the Chefs of Swaziland are undefeated in Rocket League which, as you know, is much more important than Mount and Blade: Warband.


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Chefs of Swaziland vs 71st
Chefs of Swaziland vs Andee and Friends
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Chefs of Swaziland vs 3eVolt




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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2016, 09:28:43 pm »


league 1 rocket league team
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
Best thread.
this reg sux and i hate it and woud nevr come again fuck u dan!!!

put that in ur stupd review section u idiot head
Best fucking thread ever. ;D



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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2016, 09:30:05 pm »
best of luck lad
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2016, 09:34:31 pm »
nice reg 10/10
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2016, 09:35:58 pm »
best of luck lad

Thanks man

nice reg 10/10

nah it's like at least 12/12


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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 09:36:27 pm »
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 09:37:08 pm »
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
oh u is rite


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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 09:38:05 pm »
fun group

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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 09:39:12 pm »
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2016, 09:41:27 pm »
Ayy best of luck Chefs. Pls cook me some Rice with chicken and I'll give u 100 shekels instead of 57.
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2016, 09:45:34 pm »
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2016, 09:47:07 pm »
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!

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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2016, 09:49:30 pm »
Good Luck bro.

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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2016, 09:51:41 pm »
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league

If you buy me Rocket League, I guarantee you I would score on you quicker than I did your mom last night. That's also with the like 5 fps I'd get.
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Re: Chefs of Swaziland
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2016, 10:07:33 pm »
fun group
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
Ayy best of luck Chefs. Pls cook me some Rice with chicken and I'll give u 100 shekels instead of 57.
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!
Good Luck bro.
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
If you buy me Rocket League, I guarantee you I would score on you quicker than I did your mom last night. That's also with the like 5 fps I'd get.
Like thanks and everything but we the best so we don't need any of that luck!